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Oklahoma airstrike

When you have to shit so bad that you don't have time to sit down before you poop, hovering above the toilet like your ready to bomb Hiroshima
Where's the fucking shitter!? This is gonna be an Oklahoma airstrike!
by T-Money55 June 29, 2009
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AirStrafe

Counter-Strike Term.
The ability to harnest the air-acceleration to gain speed using the "Airstrafe" method.
If you play Counter-Strike Source. You may find some people in low gravity levels fly with ease. That's an example of someone that uses an 'airstrafe' method.
by Cameron Beattie October 1, 2006
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Airstrument

The act of playing an instrument in the air such as the air guitar, air trumpet, air flute, air drums or any other instrument you desire.
Dave airstrumented to the journey song the other night.
by Tizzette April 24, 2013
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airstrike

When you're in a public restroom, and you have to take a shit, but don't want to sit on the gnarley AIDs covered seats, you airstrike it by propping yourself up in the stall and releasing your payload unto the porcelain below.

25 points for straight in
15 points for partly in/out
10 points for shit on the floor.
"Dude I just hella airstriked it."
"No way, how many many points?"
"25, nigga, straight in."
"Yee."
by realdarkfish May 8, 2008
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Airstrike

Is a late night, fast, hard, sexaul encounter in which the airstiker hits the target & then swoops up out of there. No expectations of an overnight stay or any real type of romance. The airstriker has a clear objective of destroying the target in an urgent & purposeful manner. A perfectly executed Airstrike should astonish the airstrikee and alow the pilot a clean, drama free, escape.
Dude, she keeps blowing up my phone looking for a booty call, but I do not have time for the drama that crazy girl brings to the table. I think I'll go over extra late and give her an Airstrike, that is really all she wants, me too. I'm going to swoop in. drop my payload, and pull up out of there.
by SCQTT February 4, 2013
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Airstrip One

Name in 1984 for Great Britain, now acknowledged as increasingly accurate as Britain approaches and surpasses the goals of INGSOC. Oceania was always at war with Eastasia. Airstrip One is a managerial state within what was formerly the Anglosphere, now known as Oceania, where everything is within the state, nothing against the state, and nothing is outside the state.
Greetings, another fantastic day in Airstrip One.
by Doge 2.0 October 9, 2021
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Precision Airstrike

You and your boy are both in urgent need to use the bathroom during a night on the town, but you get there only to find that there is but one stall left. You look into each others eyes, and in a moment of bro-to-bro interconnected brainwaves, you both know what has to be done.
The Precision Airstrike.
Bro #1 has to drop a deuce, meanwhile bro #2 has to let the forbidden golden juice flow. You double up on the toilet. Bro # 1 takes his shit, hence the Airstrike, while bro # 2 urinates in the small gap in the front of the toilet, between bro # 1’s thighs and penis. Hence the first word of the term; Precision.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully completed the coveted Precision Airstrike, reserved for only the closest of bro’s.
Me and Tyler were at a party the other night, and had to use the Precision Airstrike to maximize personal time management and party host bathroom efficiency.
by NotYourBusiness138 January 16, 2021
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