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Directioner

a person who has dedicated their heart and soul to the famous and drop dead gorgeous boy band One Direction is known as a directioner. they are also known as the meanest and sassiest fandom. (after all they learn from the best)
"Beware, she's a Directioner"
by Harry's one and only March 2, 2018
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One direction

Terrible dancers :)

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lou : it'd just be amazing to be remembered like..they boy-band,at my time,one direction,they just had fun...we're just normal guys..but terrible dancers
by Potato directioner August 17, 2018
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One direction

A band of liars that consists of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik (who left March 25 2015 I still cry about it.) None of them know how long 18 months is but Directioners still love our baby boys and we will wait forever.
Person 1: what’s your favourite band

Person 2: One Direction
Person 1: but they broke up pick another band

Person 2: I said One Direction ok they are the best boys on this planet and you can’t change my mind
by Izxy April 22, 2019
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Afraction

When you are only attracted to women that are a size 10 upper body but a size 14 lower body

Or better still but much rarer 8 upper body and 14 or 16 lower body

Slim upper torso, small empty breasts, thick thighs, big round ass
She's 10 over 14, I have such an afraction for her
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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Directioner

Directioners are the MEANEST, Deadliest, Scariest and Creepiest fandom in History. If you're in a career, messing with One Direction will be the biggest mistake of your life. THEY BELIEVE THAT BEING SASSY/MEAN WILL MAKE THEM PROTECT THE BOYS (One Direction) FROM NONSENSE HATES NO MATTER WHAT. WHICH WORKS, And that's what makes them unbreakable. Creepiest: other than any fandom, not only because they're bad ass, they are best at works in these fandoms: Hack airport, security cams, CCTV's, blood types and even Penis sizes etc. They were in popular demand for leaking every song and every music video, the strongest fandom in the world, I must say.

But of course, everything isn't about them being badass. Directioners are also wise, they're the most Popular fandom in the world by ruling wattpad, YouTube, twitter, google, and tumblr and many other sites, very excellent at making Fanfics, Photo edits, Videos and the Most Updated fandom ever that keeps the Biggest Boyband in the World (One Direction) strong.

And by the way, they're the HORNIEST ones too, so be safe.
"Our fandom can leak songs, find blood types, exact birth time, penis sizes, their parent's middle names, baby pictures when they were still in their mothers womb, and can hack into airport security cameras while watching the boys doing nothing."

"Can your fandom do that?"

"I CAN'T."

"Directioners"
by zaynsmustache May 15, 2014
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One Direction

Currently on DAMN H-I-A-T-U-S. Who doesn't care what others say. Even if Zayn has left the band, he is still the 5th member of the band no matter what. They were 5 from start and will end as 5.

They are very talented, generous, kind, loving, handsome, idiots, non dancers, guys who make your eyes roll and smile at the end, trouble makers, loves every single hater and lover, believes in spreading love and love. Many people say they are untalented and shit, never loved them when they were in the band but started loving as they went solo.
NON-Directioner: I started loving their solo
Directioner: Bitch how bow NO?

NON-Directioner: One Direction is done. They broke up, They are not coming back.
ME: Bitch the are on a fucking HIATUS! H-I-A-T-U-S! Get that damn straight in your deadass brain!
by justanoraml1Dgirl November 5, 2017
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Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS)

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.
Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.
by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014
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