AntiVirus Xp 2009

A bastard virus that disguises itself as antivirus and infects your computer with phony warnings that you are being invaded.

Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google

Antivirus XP 2009 : Warning! Your computer is infected, Antivirus XP 2009 will begin raping you through your ear now.

Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*

by Seamoan March 26, 2009

antivirus

Software designed to detect and eliminate wordvirus/wordes on a computing system.

Maybe as well anti-biotics.

"My antivirus caught a stupid wordmIRC/word worm"

"You shouldn't swallow floppy disks, tss tss. Never wordswallow/word without reading the label!"

by BelgainDSoul August 11, 2003

avast antivirus

antivirus that scares the shit out of users with constant popups in the bottom-right corner of your screen convincing you to upgrade to avast premium with the only benefit being not having to see the popups

me: turns on pc

avast antivirus: WE FOUND 23 TRACKING COOKIES ON YOUR PC

me: didnt you say I had 36 tracking cookies on my pc last time

by Hehe I cheated March 19, 2021

antivirus

A third party program that sucks your blood to protect your PC for your irresponsible behaviour like downloading torrents and shit from dubious places on the internet.

Person 1 - I think I downloaded a virus from ehentai?
Person 2 - Yeah I got an antivirus for that.

by Vizzaral the YouTuber March 20, 2017

Norton Antivirus

A scam that is completely ineffective at defending your computer from an MBT.

Person: MBT incoming!
Tank: (shoots 105mm armour piercing round at computer, annihilating it)
Person: Damn... I should have known that Norton Antivirus sucked.

by hello your computer has virus November 18, 2021

Antivirus GT

A malicious software program that tries to butt fuck you by automatically downloading on your system and tries to make you believe that you have multiple infections and and tries to make you fork over your credit card information to have your PC "cleaned" of all these non existant viruses. Usually found on porn sites

YOU: tittys... spanking... foot worship... other freaky shit... wait i didnt want this Antivirus GT... WTF?!?!? 30 VIRUSES!?!?! HOLY SHIT I WATCH TOO MUCH PORN

by Das Furher August 12, 2010

Antivirus

Software whose only purpose is to alert you that there is a virus on your computer.

<downloads a game>
Antivirus: THERE IS A VIRUS IN YIUR COMPUTER!!!
<saves a Microsoft Word file>
Antivirus: VIRUS DETECTED ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!

by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD May 5, 2021