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Dr_Agon

The name for the designated person who defines your typos.
Dr.Agon! What does Hobophonic mean?!
Dr_Agon! What does Hobophonic mean?!
by Lucian Reeves April 6, 2019
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Dr. Agon

The alter ego of jancik the halfwit. When super excited this alter ego will make an entrance .
Smart people: jancik you are non rec’d for promotion

Dr. Agon: YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE DRAGON
by Daniel P. Wollay August 31, 2019
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Dr.Agon

A name for the designated person who will define your typos.
Dr.Agon! WHAT DOES HOBOPHOMIC MEAN?!
by Lucian Reeves April 6, 2019
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oblong agon

You are a oblong agon whore. Also retained to have a long time whore, having a long whore whore you out.
by anonymous September 2, 2023
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Agonophilia

Agonophilia covers a broad range of sexual arousal, from fighting paraphernalia (boxing gloves, protective cups, headgear, mouthpieces, satin trunks) and through the actual engagement in fighting (legitimate or fantasy). For those who actually fight the arousal is multi-dimensional. The combination of fighting gear, the physical contact with the opponent, inflicting and sustaining injury, and the actual fight is indescribable. Depending of the quality of the match, the sexual energy between the competitors, and the presence of spectators, some matches go to legitimate knockout, and sexual intercourse may follow with dominance and submissive roles determined by the outcome of the fight. Some men who ordinarily consider themselves straight clealrly enjoy the combination of fighting gear and male to male contact while fighting, and of course volumes could be written about the attraction to mixed boxing and female on female fighting.
Barry was an incredibly hot man and a good boxer. Our three separate fights were intense and bloody. Because we fought in a public boxing arena intercourse was out of the question. Early in the fourth round of the last fight I broke his nose with a three punch combination and he clinched to avoid being knocked out. As he tried desperately to keep me close so I couldn't throw another punch, the front of his protective cup pushed against mine, and I could feel him thrust his hips forward which caused me to have an immediate erection. Agonophilia caused me to shoot a load in my trunks just as the referee stopped the fight due to his excessive bleeding. After this we frequently had private bouts that were sensual and brutal. The sexual arousal from the gear, his great body and from beating him up felt very primal and the winner took the dominant role in any sexual interaction.
by GlovedFighter August 10, 2015
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The Agonist

a Canadian melodic death metal / metalcore band from Montreal. The Agonist consists of vocalist Alissa White-Gluz, guitarist Danny Marino, bassist Chris Kells, drummer Simon McKay. They are known primarily for Alissa White-Gluz's ability to use both clean vocals and metal growls and Danny Marino's use of two or more intersecting melodies and unorthodox chords often featuring wide intervals and octave displacements. Songs' themes often revolve around moral concerns such as animal rights, societal dilemmas, and the state of the world.
The Agonist is a badass band from Montreal.
by ThePhizzzzz May 7, 2010
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Agony

That moment when you just stubbed your toe to the table
*stubbed toe* AGONY!!!!!!!!
by Idontknow:v January 29, 2016
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