agteed

The most universal word in the English dictionary. It is used in all manner of phraseology such as the confirmation of previously stated intentions or actions. Usually used when accepting the unintelligence of another individual.

"Have you seen these plebeians?? I sincerely doubt that their compiled intelligence would shift a grain of sand."
"Agteed."

by Agteed May 13, 2018

Gentlemens Agreement

A verbal agreement established by a Quality Control Manager and made with another person or group of people. It is manadatory that for a gentlemens agreement to take place that a paper trail must not exist, and the party that iniates and finalizes the gentlemens agreement must notify a third party that everything is under control because I made a gentlemens agreement with them. Great caution must be excercised when forming this type of agreement because it is not legally binding in any way and can result in a negative outcome.

I realize that we were directed in writing to correct the elevation of the sprinkler heads, but dont worry because I made a gentlemens agreement to only correct some of the sprinkler heads.

by Magnus Ver Magnussen May 6, 2010

Adheesh

complete indian who is a chocolate boy among girls but a filial son to parents. a great friend to have and a jack of all trades. Also a genuine sweet hearted fella who doesn't like to get into fights and is the shanat of gangs. if u think you are funny, don't meet this man cause you'll end up wanking. enda chetan adheesh bhaiyya

adheesh is such a hottie.

Hey, look girls it's adheesh coming, get some lipstick on hurry!

my boyfriend name is adheesh, he's such a sweet daddie

by ugandan uncles November 30, 2020

agree fighting

When you realize part-way through an argument that you are actually both arguing the same point.

person a: No, there are 72 original episodes of Star Trek!
person b: No, because the pilot was a two parter!
person a: Yeah, and two parters count as one episode!
person b: But the pilot didn't get spit up into two parts until later, so that means that there were originally only 72!
person a: No! .......Wait, that's what I said.
person b: Huh?
person a: We're agree fighting again.

by cryslibs January 23, 2011

I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.

People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.

by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011

aheeuh

(A-Hee-Uhl) The mating call of The Clak. Used more often to intimidate or mock The Clak rather than by The Clak itself. Can also be used to describe a clumsy or brainless person.

Wow, that guy over there is really being an aheeuh.
The workers shout out AHEEUH! as they race down the hall.
Stop being such an aheeuh!
Such an aheeuh day today.
Six aheeuhs in one group is too many.
Go to Aheeuh’s house and get a controller.
Watch out! There is three aheeuhs over there.

by georgequank May 17, 2018

Thirty Helens Agree

"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.

Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --

Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."

Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."

by al-in-chgo November 23, 2010