Afterism

Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.
1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"

"What?"

"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."

"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."

2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"

"That was like half an hour ago?"

"Ya but... nevermind."
by Dwilkins June 12, 2009
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After

Probably the best fanfiction ever. Like, ever. It's amazing and even if you think One Direction is the faggiest band in the world, you have to admit that after reading After 1, 2, and 3, you have completely lost your innocence, sense of direction, and mind all at once. Anna Todd is a magical miracle worker and her writing skills make white girls all over the world scream and pant. I think I've made my point. :)
I told my friend to read After over the week and she came up to me on Monday and said to me "Jesus Christ, bless the author of this book, for she needs Jesus"
by Taylah :) June 10, 2014
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afters

Dessert. Sweets served after Dinner.
Did she make you afters?
by Aedan May 18, 2004
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the afters

The after party after you have had a massive sesh mainly includes weird things happening to people on lots of drugs
Person 1:Are you coming to the afters?
Person 2: yeah wouldn’t miss it!
by Big Stonker January 26, 2018
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After-on

After-on when after sex or masturbation u still have a slight hard on that could easily be encouraged into a rageing hard on. usually uncomfortable if u go to sleep with it as the slightest amoun of rubbing or wet dream will make it hard and uncomfortable.
i had to have a midnight wack off session becuase i was stupid enough to go to sleep with an after-on.
by Andrewferrot April 01, 2011
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On After

Where the Hash goes after finishing Circle. Usually a bar or other unfortunate vendor of alcoholic beverages.
I ran with Least Worst H3 last night and the On After was a fucking blast.
by eXplodes On iMpact LWH3 February 27, 2015
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afters

to call seconds or half on a cigarette or joint
after you on that.give us afters on dat fag
by steveo ireland February 03, 2005
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