aloofsion

The fake aloofness that individuals display in the early stages of a relationship in order to mask their true feelings.

The aloofsion was shattered after he asked me to meet his parents.

by ginnerlynn February 19, 2011

Poop Aloof

When one is too shy to poop at a friend's house, and must resort to coming up with lies and excuses to go back to their house in order to take care of business.

"Homie says he went home to check on his cat, but I'm pretty sure he went home to take a dump."

"Why didn't he just go here?"

"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."

by Beehiver January 26, 2010

Aloofishness

To be aloof, calm or zen.

I am full of aloofishness

by AJtheCabbage October 23, 2011

afoofadoo

great

yay hes afoofadoo so hes great

by Afoofadoo December 24, 2021

afloofysporkadorkable

Afloofysporkadorkable (adjective) is used to describe an adorable dork who is a bit of a spork and has the floofiest hair.

Look it’s Nathan, he is afloofysporkadorkable!

by Kawaiipineapple November 14, 2018

Afloofysporkadorkable

Afloofysporkadorkable {adjective} is a word used to describe an adorkable(adorable dork) floofyspork(floofy spork), a person who is cute/adorable, a dork, a spork(good/close/best friend) who has the floofy hair

Gabi is the most afloofysporkadorkable person in the world

by Un1con November 21, 2018

Aloofing

Intentionally being obtuse and grouchy to attract attention from like minded individuals that have same IQ

Steve was aloofing on Facebook again with his pixilated videos and photos of over-sized mosquito weaponry.

by Ohyeahr December 21, 2018