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affensive

A 7 year olds spelling attempt of offensive.
This example has the word affensive in it, which is spelt wrong.
by Rectum Mc Foreskin... April 27, 2009
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offencive

The decidedly unfavorable way that you consider someone's erecting a new batch of chain-link fabric across a road, pathway, property-border, or other previously-open/unrestricted area.
Daffy Duck found the invisible boundary-line that was created to protect grizzly bears during hunting-season to be highly offencive, and so he fumingly made assorted attempts to defeat said barrier.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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seasonal affective gay

The syndrome that occurs when the new onset of cool fall weather causes a gay person to become extra snuggly/touch-feely. Lesbians are particularly affected by SAG.
Sara: Mmmm, pumpkin spice.....uh, why are you putting your hand up my shirt? We're in public.
Jill: Sorry! Every fall I get a bad case of seasonal affective gay.
by vag on the reg October 31, 2016
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Mutual Affective Consolidation

Mutual Affective Consolidation (MAC for short) is when your feelings and emotions are consolidated with a mutual individual, preferably a very close and/or intimate one.

Expressing and reflecting on your feelings alone might make yourself feel better, but they lack consolidation. Having someone by your side consolidates those feelings and makes you feel complete. This is not proven, but I think it probably has something to do with the hormone oxytocin. This hormone gets released during very intimate social interactions such as hugging, bonding, and sex. When you deeply express your emotions and feelings, your body is actively waiting to release a full rush of oxytocin but does not because it doesn't detect any social input. In a way, having someone by your side allows you to imprint your emotions onto them, thereby triggering a release of oxytocin. This rush of oxytocin is what makes you feel complete and fulfilled. Again this is all just speculation.
After a brutal day, Sarah was very depressed. She could've cried herself to sleep but instead she called her friend over and she cried her feelings out with her, which made her feel a lot better. Sarah just experienced Mutual Affective Consolidation.

Derek was just not getting the satisfaction he desired when pleasuring himself. After getting a new girlfriend, Derek didn't ask for any sexual favors initially, he just asked her to be by his side when pleasuring himself. He found that pleasuring himself (and climax) with his girlfriend beside him felt much better than when doing it alone. He suspects that Mutual Affective Consolidation is the reason for that.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022
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Seasonal Affective Disorder

A condition hipsters invented to explain why they are grumpy
Hey man, cool tribal tattoo. How come Joe didn't ride his fixed gear bike into to the coffee shop today? He must be really suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder.
by rorgy February 19, 2012
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affective support

An affective support is somebody that gives affection when you are alone or you have split up with your boyfriend or girlfriend, or maybe you feel that nobody understands you. Or everythings goes wronng but somebody is there
Since I changed my job, everything is new to me and he is my affective support
by Pies descalzos November 6, 2017
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Alfensive

He is Alfensive
by CertifiedPublisher February 26, 2019
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