Advik 

Did you guys see an Advik? Oh, you mean the very fat guy? Yes, the very fat one. I mean I saw him but not his face I only saw his belly. It's so thick you cant even see his other body parts. I know right! And he thinks that he's good at getting girls.

Person 1: oh my did you see that man
Person 2: only his belly
Advik is a thick guy

Advik by BlastBurnerGrinder69 January 26, 2024

Advik 

An Advik is a special type of person who is very fat. When I say very I mean it. The Advik is not something you would want to go close to. For it thinks itself as sexy and wants to have sex with other people.

Advik: Im gonna go for it
Bobby: ok

Advik by BlastBurnerGrinder69 January 26, 2024

Advik 

The biggest racist bigot in the world. Will not give up an opportunity to whip out the N-Word (I will not say it because I'm not an Advik). Peers around him report signs of the Racial Impostor Syndrome, due to which Advik believes he is a young African-American black male. Victims of Advik's accounts of racial accounting say that they were hit with a ruthless stream of vulgar racial name-calling that have scarred them to this very day. It is safe to say that even today, a demonic entity resides within modern society - as those who have lived to tell the tale after encountering this vicious racist often label him as the demonic reincarnation of George Floyd's evil twin brother Darqueen Floyd restless spirit seeking revenge upon the racist society of Earth.

"Oh, he's such an Advik" :- When referring to an act of senseless racism.
"ADVIK ACTIVITY SPOTTED!!" :- When someone says the N word too many times

Advik by dragonslayer72 April 29, 2024

Advice Monkey 

A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.

My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.

Advice Monkey by ShinCookie August 3, 2016

If I want your advice... 

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!

I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

If I want your advice... by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020

Advising Day Eve 

A holiday on the campus of Gannon University. The university cancels classes for Advising Day so the night before is known as Advising Day Eve. Students celebrate by drinking, partying, and running around campus making fools of themselves. A popular Advising Day Eve hangout is Antlers Bar. Even certain professors are known to participate in Advising Day Eve festivities.

Dude I had the craziest night! I did shots with the Dean at Antlers!" "Well, yeah it was Advising Day Eve!

Advising Day Eve by gu2013 April 15, 2011

advice slut 

A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.

Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.

advice slut by aciduniform December 12, 2015