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Addickted

When a person, usually female but could be male, is addicted to dick. Symptoms include the inability to stop thinking about dick (the thought of it, sucking it or fucking it) and/or the constant need or desires to have their hole(s) filled.
Person 1: F 20 Albany, NY
I cannot stop thinking about dick, I need someone to fill my holes! I’m Addickted!
by Biboy18 July 30, 2018
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drunk adding

The act of searching for old flames, lovers, flings, crushes, acquaintances, etc. on Facebook while intoxicated, which results in sending friend requests that you wouldn't typically send if you were sober. Very similar to drunk dialing.
I noticed you and Joe are now Facebook friends. How did that happen?

I have NO idea! I must've been drunk adding again.
by sxysongbird February 12, 2010
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Clan Addiction Disorder

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.
A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)
by Abdi Mahad August 26, 2012
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Adding your two cents

To add your opinion in a discussion or a topic that's usually unrelated to you.
James and John was having a debate about who's smarter? their mom said " I am" James replied thanks mom for adding your two cents.
by Jaye_$upreme October 6, 2016
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Adding spree

To suddenly send a huge amount of Facebook friend requests.
Mark: "Wow, you now have over 500 FB friends"
Cindy: "Yeah, I went on an adding spree last night"
by kadrnctr February 9, 2010
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Cock Addiction

Desire to suck a cock or multiple cocks more frequently than an above average sexual relationship allows so the addict seeks other cocks to suck.
Cock addiction might cause you to have multiple affairs to give yourself access to multiple cocks and frequent access to cocks to suck.
by DiDiDi June 2, 2012
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update addiction

A debilitating psychological condition which affects computer users everywhere. Update addiction has to do with the excessive downloading of software updates and should not be confused with an Updating Whore. You are likely an update addict if...

You click "Software Update..." (on Mac) or "Windows Update" (on Windows) more than three times a day.

You cannot resist buying the latest version of software or operating system -- even if you don't need, want, or even care to know about the new features.

You click "Check for updates" every time you run a program.

You stay up late watching the progress bar to make sure your latest update "really updated."

You get frustrated by stable software because it doesn't require updates every other day. So you always choose beta or nightly builds to ensure that you can download a maximum number of updates.
Dude: Dang! I just clicked Software Update, and it didn't find anything to update. What am I going to do???

Chick: (rolls eyes) Dunno man. Click it again?

Dude: Ok.

Chick: You need help. You have update addiction.

Dude: Ok, but before I go to the clinic, I need to go buy XYZSoft5. I only have XYZSoft4.
by jacopaco August 19, 2010
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