U-Bend Acrobat

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

by rc55 April 16, 2006

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anal acrobat

An Anal Acrobat is someone who is an expert of performing a variety of acrobatical associated moves whilst penetrating either a man or a woman at the same time in the rectum, bum hole, Arse, etc etc aka sphinkter.

"wow ben that move was amazing, and whilst penetrating steve,... you do it surprisingly well. you must have had alot of practise to get as good as u are.You are a true Anal Acrobat "

by Adrian Grimmett July 1, 2006

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arsehole acrobat

Yet another phrase to describe those lovers of the chocolate starfish, those hitmen on the Hershey highway, those turd burglars that we know and love.

He's an arsehole acrobat on the turd trapeze.

by Ian Howlett June 5, 2003

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brown acrobat

Basically when a person does a handstand and then proceeds to do a shit everywhere so it covers part of their body. This occasionally pops up in grot mags but is quite rare. If one finds some then it is their job to show all there mates as soon as possible. Warning, dont show ur parents, this has been known to lead to some strange looks and even worse ideas, u dont want ur parents doing the brown acrobat in the next room do u?

Bob: Wow, did u see that porn last night dude,

Andy: Yeh dude that chick pulled off a brown acrobat, twas a great wank to start off the new year

Bob: Yeh it really was

by the brown acrobat January 13, 2008

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