Argentinian

Some born in the country of Argentina

Argentinian is a beautiful country

by Twingol October 27, 2005

Argentinian Pink-Eye

An awkward crusty situation brought on wine mixed with hard liquor mixed with suspect hygiene habits

After two bottles of a Chianti and one of tequila, she was ready to show her Argentinian pink-eye to the whole Italian crowd.

by Italian Beaver June 23, 2015

argentinian butterfly

When your girl is riding facing you, and she is holding your balls, with her dominant hand, between her Index finger and her middle finger while her thumb is stroking your penis in a straight line and in between your two nuts, slowly up and down and all the way back to the rim to just between the balls, all the way through to ejaculation.

While she was riding me, she made sure to give me an argentinian butterfly.

by SexyNic1979 December 10, 2021

The Absentia Lardum Effect

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.

I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

by Verosumatic October 5, 2016

Drew’s Argentinian Grandpa

Literally every video’s patreon end card has this
I am literally dying because of this

*Random patreon follower*
DREW’S ARGENTINIAN GRANDPA
*Another random patreon follower*

by Dead Bart April 10, 2023

Argentinian Equine

A horse face common to women from Argentina.

Bella is from Argentina, she has an Argentinian Equine face

by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish February 15, 2014

abstinized

The act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having sex but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.

"Hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!"

by Billy Badass April 11, 2005