abomineering

the act of creating an abomination of engineering design, the product of which generally exhibits grotesquely questionable planning and/or functionality. Often these "solutions" are engineered to solve nonexistent problems.

i.e. something that would make macgyver cringe.

check out this Tiddy Bear I just bought to reduce the seatbelt pressure on my sternum!

wow. that is a feat of abomineering.

see also:
thereifixedit.com

by parity September 16, 2009

abominable

Arousing disgust and hatred; detestable; loathesome. Very unpleasant; disagreeable.

You are ten thousand times so abominable in his eyes as the most hateful and venemous serpent is in ours.

by allison wonderland October 05, 2005

The Abomination

The Abomination is created by combining a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger and a Double Quarter Pounder. Remove the bottom bun from the Double Cheese. Then remove the bottom bun from the Double Quarter. Slap them together meat to meat in an unholy slab of murdered cow flesh. Devour. Repeat. Remember to keep the shock paddles charged.

"How did Jeff die?"
"He tried to eat The Abomination. Twice. I think he pooped out his soul."

by celxius August 18, 2011

abominate

To hate; detest; loathe.

Its quite right to abominate people who are evil-doers.

by vj_sez August 23, 2006

Abomination

The most shittiest company front transforming into a four-lined company front...if you can call it that.

J: What the fuck? What kind of company front is that?!

N & B: Oh, it's not a company front..It's an 'Abomination'!

by kidfromNJ August 29, 2010

Abomination

The part of a mans body that a woman is intrested in touching during scapegoating.

Hey! Do you wanna touch my abomination.

by Abomination101 January 20, 2010

abominator

1. A total crusher of food/beer who does so with little if any remorse.
2. A person who is known to abominate

"Wow, I can't believe your sister just beat up those douchebags and downed 15 stadium beer. She's a serious abominator."

by Zazzle-Fraz November 26, 2007