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Abercrombie Zombie

Stupid suburban dudes, who are overly good looking, overly dumb, and date fuck heads. Great to look at, but damn at least i know what the capital of France is.
Paris is the capital, see i am not an Abercrombie Zombie!
by Blonde at heart November 12, 2003
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Abercrombie Zombie

You know who the real Abercrombie zombies, whores, soldiers are? the ones who bitch and moan about it all the time! You see, Abercrombie doesn't advertise, it survives through word of mouth and its incredibly strategic PR. so while all you emo pop culture hating dumbshits look for a scapgoat for your jealous emotions over your highschool "in crowd" you actually aid A&F as a company by keeping they're name in conversation or even putting it out on the internet! So next time you think you're being really cool or rebelious by bashing Abercrombie i hope you realize that you are just another part of their system, like a gear turning in a machine ironically enabling the commercial entity you despise so much... you are the real drones because you think you are working against it, so just shut the fuck up.
"oh wow those abercrombie zombies are such fags blah blah blah I'm a fucking biggot asshole who selfrightously whines about other peoples clothing choices, im so secretly obsessed with these attractive people that I pretend to hate yet I cant stop talking about them."
by A and F shopper October 29, 2005
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Abercrombie Zombie

The people who shop at Abercrombie & Fitch do not do so because they want to be popular. They do it because they can afford the clothes, and they like them. If you can afford 20-50 dollars for a shirt, then why would you buy one of less quality and of no name brand at K-Mart?
I do not need an example for Abercrombie Zombie.
by Torrek June 29, 2006
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Abercrombie Zombie

Someone who shops at Abercrombie & Fitch or one of its clone stores. While this doesn't apply to all who shop there, those that style themselves in this way (preppy) tend to be empty-headed and too obsessed about their image. Known for wild generalizations about boys or rabid following of surfer-looking guys. These people (some gay or metrosexual boys are Abercrombie Zombies) are often known for harassing hapless Europeans and giggling over every blink of a moderately attractive male.
Lena, Emily, Suzie and Gretchen are all trying to get photos with that frightened-looking dutch guy. they must be Abercrombie Zombies

Brenda is wearing ripped, paint-splattered jeans that she bought for $69. She is an Abercrombie Zombie
by scratchmaster101 November 12, 2011
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Abercrombie Zombie

wat alot of guys become so they can bang hot chicks.
me and every other person who can waste enough money is or wants to become
by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005
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Abercrombie Zombie

An all black wearing gothic fucking retard who shops at Hot Topic and hates his/her Dad. They really have nothing to do with Abercrombie but they make me glad to work their and plus, they look a lot more like Zombies. Its ironic that two words can rhyme yet, people like to come up with what they think are clever quips such as "Abercrombie Zombie." Here are some others... Gap Crap, Old Gravy, Limited Dimwhitted, Buckle Chuckle, American Beagle, Aero Taro, Pot Topic... I could probly keep going. But fuck it. A&F rules so kiss our ass.
Shit, I wish I could be an Abercrombie Zombie. They are soooo hot.
by J-Lip November 22, 2006
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