aardvarking

when a person of the male species crushes psychotherapy pills and snorts them through his wiener, like a vacuum.

After sex, Amanda watched her boyfriend aardvarking.

by dj k-swerve August 28, 2012

Aardvarking

When a man lies on his stomach with pillows propping up his hips and a woman licks the back of his ball bag and has her nose in his ass while the guy makes noises like an anteater.

My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend aardvarking and scared my gf so bad that she sneezed in my asshole.

by md5375 March 25, 2009

Ardvarking

1: The art of eating or drinking through the nose. (The most popularly used definition).

2: The art of eating inects with your tongue as a grabber of the insects. Most likely associated with ants and small insects.

1: "OMG, you missed it! Leah was ardvarking last night, and she ardvarked three whole shrimp AND a package of root beer!'

2: "Ew, that guy over there is ardvarking... and in a public place..."

by NaihleenSyphon April 4, 2012

Ardvarking

The exit code word that you give when you're on a bad date.

I went on a date last night, it wasn't going well so I had to tell him I was ardvarking out!

by JessRae414 October 28, 2020

aardvarkist

A person who hates aardvarks or thinks they are ugly

My friend thinks aardvarks suck. He’s aardvarkist

by Aardvarkist May 23, 2024