Aped-up

When a white woman jumps ship and only dates black men.

Hey John, I saw Susie at the movies the other day with a black man. She must have went and aped-up!

by pointedhood February 6, 2012

Getting Graped Aped

The act of getting Sexually assaulted in a very violent way; Generally getting a asshole resizing.

Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.

by killem1191 February 14, 2021

ranally aped

Originally a screw up by a certain German 3 student in the year 2009, when a sudden bout of dyslexia struck and caused the term "anally raped" to be transformed into "ranally aped" it was then recognized to be even more negative sounding than the original so the term was kept.

Student A) Dude, that lit test?
B) no man, totally screwed it up
A) yeah man, it totally "ranally aped" me
B) ouch dude, that blows

by sereal emaj March 18, 2009

Apedrape

a mullet hair style. see also: camaro cut, 10-90, and hockey hair.

Look at the redneck with the apedrape driving that nova.

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

apedog

The unofficial mascot of the eatpoo digital art forums formed by the fusion of an ape and a dog

"Careful noobs, we'll set the apedog onto you"

by dingobloo September 26, 2003

apedexticonvorsationalist

A person that can hold 2 or more conversations with one other person at the same time.

Sam: is that girl talking to you lol
Kevin: did you know the light inside i diamond flows 100,000 mps SLOWER than regualr light (miles per second)
Kevin: no
Sam: woah that's neat
Kevin: i know!
Sam: haha what's wrong with her
Kevin: im so cool
Kevin: shes scared of me
Sam: yeah you're the coolest
Kevin: wow two convorsations at once
Sam: haha we're
apedexticonvorsationalists

by Lucky227 (Sammy) January 30, 2004

Apedick

A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.

"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."

"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."

by 1994and2011 June 25, 2017