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A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
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A.S.A.P.

Uh, I have to go to this lame thing later, i'm about to get A.S.A.P.
by skitstow February 5, 2010
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A.S.A.P.

by farks_me September 18, 2003
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A.S.A.F.

Abbreviation for "As Soon As Fuck". Meant to replace ASAP in casual and less professional situations.
"When do you want to leave this concert?"
"A.S.A.F."

"How quickly are we going to get to the bar?"
"A.S.A.F"

"I'll be there A.S.A.F"
by AJKQ December 29, 2009
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A-S-A rule

A rule for daily living: "There's (A)lways (S)ome (A)sshole..."
Alice: We got all the pages set up on the wiki, but somebody from procurement logged in and replaced them all with penis images.

Betty: A-S-A rule.
by DoileyLama February 19, 2023
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J.A.S.A.P.

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins
Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.
by Caretts January 7, 2012
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Team S.A.S

A Ro-Wrestling team in which all the members are bitchy men looking to give 10 year old boys boners on Roblox. It is not known why they are still around but we, the Ro-Wrestling Community wish all the members burn in hell.
Hey, did you see that Team S.A.S is back?

FUCK NO GET THAT DONKEY SHIT AWAY FROM ME.
by GooseDaWrestler April 20, 2020
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