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H.A.N.S.

Short for Hollywood Action Ninja Star. One who has finally seen the coming of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse and can honeslty convince the world that everything is fine.
"Dude! A third of the crew called in sick, half got deported and the building is on fire!"
H.A.N.S. *smiles* and says: "Everything is fine."
by Em-Dee July 17, 2006
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H.A.N.S.

"Hollywood Action Ninja Star"

A term given to an individual that has achieved the Epitome of BadAss-ness.
Upon receiving this honor it becomes the individuals new name that those who are not as BadAss as the H.A.N.S. must call them by.
Steve: "Dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!"

Bob: "Yeah, and he was drinking Dragon's blood from a can too."

Steve: "He is now our village's H.A.N.S.
by Jerm the H.A.N. September 8, 2008
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V.A.N.S.

Also see: V.A.T.S.
Vault-Tec Assisted Navigational System
Person 1: How did you get past Boston? It's impossible to find a way out
Person 2: V.A.N.S.
by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 19, 2020
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b e a n s

The thing you and the boiz are gonna get at 3am
Me and the boiz at 3am getting b e a n s
by b e a n s April 2, 2020
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B.A.N.S

I suffer from B.A.N.S, man!
by The Vamperor May 30, 2016
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L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.

(N.) an acronym for the Large Experimental Super Busty International Amazon Nuclear Squad. (think of a sci-fi version of Xena) Four women from the U.S. , England, France, and Germany get zapped by nuclear radiation and gain superpowers. Set to air on NBC in Fall 2003. Anne Heche set to guest star.
Hey, guess what I just did today? I just totally checked out some L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.!
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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H.A.N.S.

"Hollywood Action Ninja Star"

A term given to an individual that has achieved the Epitome of BadAss-ness.
Upon receiving this honor it becomes the individuals new name that those who are not as BadAss as the H.A.N.S. must call them by.
Steve: "Dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!"

Bob: "Yeah, and he was drinking Dragon's blood from a can too."

Steve: "He is now our village's H.A.N.S.
by Jerm the H.A.N. September 8, 2008
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