Straight-A student

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.

fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

24 years old and is a student

the brief description of senpai, a famous Japanese actor ,who constantly stinks

24 years old and is a student

by sun xiao chuan 258 November 28, 2021

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"

Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome)

A college student who has no job and goes through the STRUGGLE when they ain got no money.

Im a college student and I suffer from B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome).

by bria23 December 10, 2018

Astupe

Astupe: (the compounding of the words astute & stupid)

Someone who is critically efficient at emphatically conveying just how magnificently stupid they are to those who are around them shamelessly...

Would you mind going to the store and picking up some Sherry?

Sure. Who's Sherry?

Well aren't you quite the astupe one...

by Yada Juan August 8, 2018