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We have a pony

Something said by your friends to lure you to a party under false pretences! When really there is NO pony!!
Come to my party . . . We have a pony!!
by Charm85 October 23, 2007
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Needs a pony

Southern England pervert slang meaning you're looking for an Italian prostitute. Adding an age to the request means years of experience
Swith needs a pony. Looking for one thats about 8 - 10 years old. Anywhere in Britain is ok I think.
by HGFB August 2, 2006
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Life is not a pony farm

It derives from the German "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" - A pony farm in Germany is the place little girls here like best. It means life isn't always a sheltered place. Like "life isn't always fair - accept it".
Duuuh... can't you stop wailing? Life is not a pony farm, you know? Live with it!
by Brittalein January 26, 2017
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Drop a pony

I'm just going to go and drop a pony, Gary
by TheJew101 September 16, 2010
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its time to get BOD and RAM like a pony!

when you get Black Out Drunk and Ride A Man like a pony!
A: girl what you wanna do tonight?
B: its time to get BOD and RAM like a pony!
A: gettt ittt!
by Leeepagggge June 22, 2010
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!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
by laser_fox March 10, 2021
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Do a Pony

To act upon a premeditated string of feelings in a completely undignified and blundering way, in spite of the apple of your eye holding no feelings for you whatsoever.
"I thought she'd might've been into me, so I bought her gold plated roses and a hand-written sonnet by Shakespeare, but it turns out she's been married for ten years and plans on retaking her vowels next weekend."
"Ouch, way to do a pony, dude"
by The Notorious OJM May 4, 2006
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