A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

a literal shitter

flex AKA muwap or cntrl

bro flex is a literal shitter ong. nigga faked cancer yikes💀 he gets no bitches

by okok221 January 28, 2022

A literal imposter

Hey, what happened to you wife? How much are you paying her to keep her quiet?

Hym "How does a literal imposter go about criticizing the guy he's pretending to be? Seriously, murder this guys kid or something. See if doing this to me stops he kid from getting murdered."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Chomp-a-liteous

Chomp-a-liteous
Is a disease some people get...when they have a bad urge to eat some pussy!

Excuse me Miss ...can you please help me?.....
I gotta bad case of Chomp-a-liteous

by Muffinmuncher1966 April 18, 2018

liter-a-cola

Larger than a large Farva.

I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter-a-cola!

by Frank Galikanokus August 20, 2003

liter-a-cola

It's French for give me some fucking cola!

I'll punch-a-size your face for free!

by Nealus December 24, 2003

liter a cola

a mix up of the size of pop and brand on one of the funniest movies ever... super troopers

French for gimme some cola before i break both fucking lips

gimme a liter a cola
a what
a liter a cole
do we carry leederacola
just order a large farva
i don't want a large farva i want a goddamn liter a cola
i don't know what that is
liter is french for gimme some goddamn cola before i break both fucking lips

by fdcgvghubjn August 8, 2007