Kaiser

The ruler of Germany. The line ended when Kaiser Willhelm fled to the Netherlands, thus ending the first world war.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist - regarding Kaiser Sozé

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Kaiser

The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.

I saw Zach kiss Taylor after he kissed Amy, he's such a skilled Kaiser.

by One two November 8, 2016

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 14, 2003

Kaiser

A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags!

"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"

by rotohomo March 18, 2009

kaiser

To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.

Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!

by Wifin on the phone gimme $20 November 3, 2011

kaiser

To be caught masturbating.

To masturbate.

Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.

I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.

That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.

I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.

by Boo Radley of Penfield March 26, 2007

kaiser

1. some one with a big penis that is hot
2. some one who is hung like a horse

omg stephanie he is a kaiser

by beast head June 16, 2008