a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Doing a Nigel

Being part of a brew making rota and then making yourself one but nobody else for your own convenience. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office.

Jade: "Have you just made yourself a brew and nobody else"
Stephen: "Yes"
Jade: "I'm sick of you doing a Nigel"

by steste12345 September 30, 2009

Pulled a Nigel

So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.

So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.

We were all surprised when Dave Pulled a Nigel and stamp up the bathroom before leaving

by StgTax May 27, 2024

A Nigger Nigel

A coward, pussy, wimp.

Stop being a nigger Nigel Rodger.

by odin1337 July 22, 2009

going for a 'Nige'

To go and urinate, usually quickly after consuming the first beer of the night.

That beer has gone right through me! Just "going for a 'Nige'".

by The Abbott January 5, 2014

Doing a Nige

The art of answering more than one question with a single answer, and expecting people to understand the answer that is only in your head.

Q. Shall we go to Nando's or Chicken Shop tonight?
A. Yeah - book it and I'll meet you there at 7.
Q. Which one? You're doing a Nige again.

by dragon_nut June 25, 2019