Being a Lexie D

being a fat whore

That cheerleader was being a Lexie D

by NDG34 September 1, 2009

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013

Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

when you fuck with spic cartel nothing else

person 1: is Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

mexicano 3: stupid mexicano shut the fuck up u latino spic. WHAT DO U FUCKING THINK RETARD LIKE THE NAME LITERALLY GIVES AWAY UR ANSWER

by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022

Alexine

Alexine, originating from Greek. Meaning, "defending men". Usually the name given to a gorgeous woman who can captivate any man with her mesmerizing hazel eyes. The type of woman who has an old soul and will make you laugh and smile for hours. Be careful with Alexine guys, her smile will melt any mans heart. This lady has a great personality and goals gentlemen. She's family oriented, loves to read, nerdy, sexy, spicy, loyal, outgoing and smarter than you.

All the guys stopped dead in their tracks. Alexine must've walked into the room.

by GL87 May 20, 2017

Alexiana

The girl who really cares. She always puts herself before others. Is easily hurt but doesn’t show it. She’ll drop everything to help you in any way she can. She loves hard. Everyone needs an Alexiana in their life.

“God, Alexiana is so nice. I wish I was her friend.”

by neondog64 November 4, 2018

Alexia

An intelligent and beautiful girl who feels insecure about what the world may think of her. She tries her hardest not to make mistakes and is a good, well- rounded person. Her grades are excellent and sometimes dedication to her studies makes her seem as less sociable and unusual even though she tries hard to make friends and have fun. She is curious and has a deep heart, and waits for the right guy to come around so that she could have a long lasting and real relationship with him. Although they may not seem like it at first, Alexia's are trustworthy, loyal, intellectual, and beautiful people that will amaze you once you get to know them more. You are lucky if you are close friends with an Alexia because they are people who you can turn to and laugh with whenever you need them and are very dedicated to anything they want to achieve.

I want a girlfriend who is pretty, loyal, and smart like Alexia!

by Crystalizer101 January 11, 2017