Fist of a Million Faps

The ultimate punch you attain by fapping 1000000 times with the same hand.

I wrecked him with the fist of a million faps
I fapped 10 times for a thousand days to attain the fist of a million faps

by fowl26 October 11, 2014

Faped a Fountain

When you have not faped for a long period of time, and when you finally do it, you blow a huge load.

"I totally faped a fountain when I came back from summer cam"

by Screechingmu October 15, 2008

Fapping with a pickaxe

Doing the action of fapping with a pickaxe.

Fapping feels so good. It feels great when I'm fapping with a pickaxe.

by tristan1301 July 13, 2011

Fapping a fatty

The act of being stupid as shit jacking the fuck off while dipping

Yo this john bitch was in the bathroom fapping a fatty

by Jerry73 December 18, 2017

AFAP

As Fast As Possible

Nurse, get me some dirty magazines, AFAP.

by SirBlondie January 17, 2009

Afapafa

A name you would use for someone who has betrayed another.

John: where's David?
Mike: David? Oh, he's an afapafa

by PlanetDusk November 28, 2019

Afap

A term denoting that the individual is going to jerk off in the speediest manner possible. While this method of jerking off is very efficient, the pleasure experienced is drastically reduced. May be used as a verb, noun or acronym (As Fast As Possible).

Example 1:

Parents: We're going to the shops, but we'll be back in 5 minutes. Bye son.

Son: Looks like it's time for an afap.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Dude, how did you break your hand?
Guy 2: I heard a knock on my door while I was jacking off, so I had to finish A.F.A.P.

Example 3:

Guy 1: I had a glorious orgasm last night.
Guy 2: Yeah I wouldn't know anything about that - I tend to afap. Also, I'm pretty sure you stole that line from Zach Galifianakis
Guy 1: Fuck you, man.

by Kenny998 July 11, 2012