Doing a Darren

The act of being a pussy over the smallest thing

Not being able to stand up to ones own mother

dont do a Darren
stop doing a Darren

by coloncaptain May 14, 2020

Pulled a Darren

Scoring below 5% on a test or quiz.

Kid 1: Bruh, I got a 1/50...
Kid 2: Just Pulled a Darren.
Kid 1: Forreal!

by PFEK November 23, 2010

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

Pulling a Darrell

The act of engaging in an everyday activity without clothes

Bro I know you seen him pulling a Darrell in the front yard

by Mike 24/7 September 2, 2015

Pulling a darrien

When you leave a discord call to jerk off to hentai than fall asleep right after

*oh they left the chat quickly, probably pulling a darrien*

by treebreath January 26, 2021

a Darien

a term used to describe any member of the female gender who displays all physical characteristics of the legendary sea monster, Nessie. A Darien may rise out of the water, putting those around her into a severe state of shock. Her sleek,lithe body and long blonde hair trap her prey while she tickles these victims. Her trainer has taught her how to speak English and how to communicate on a mediocre level. A Darien will also not hesitate to denounce you publicly. Overall, a Darien's intimidating demeanor can only be denounced by her famous opponent, Dumpmaster3000. If you ever run into a Darien, the best thing to do is to encourage her to end all speech and to think about her trainer's latest advice.

a Darien will rise out of the water, scaring her victims as she crawled toward the shore.

by Hellothereyou June 27, 2006