Scrapheap Challenge

1) Popular British TV programme with 'Red Dwarf's' Kryton actor Robert Llewllyn, along with Lisa Rogers, commonly watched by ugly, overweight, aged, but somewhat esoteric and cool and geeky men. Women almost entirely not allowed, except Lisa Rogers.

2) The act of sifting through the pile of old, stained and somewhat sticky jazz-mags hidden - probably badly - from your other half/parents/housemates/cleaner in order to find the one image of substance that might, today as well as potentially up to 5 years ago, get you off.

3) To find something useful in a pile of seemingly old useless shit.

Mate, I had such a rand on last night I had to resort to a bit of 'scrapheap challenge'. Oh, the memories!

Scrapheap Challenge by LordKrispy April 26, 2009

snaptrap 

when they won't text back but they opened that last snapchat

I know she saw my message, she fell for my snaptrap.

snaptrap by failsafe June 3, 2015

craptrap 

1. Purposely stinking up the toilet before your roommate or significant other needs to use the bathroom.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.

I was running late when rushed back into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I quickly realized my horrible mistake. I walked in on my own smelly craptrap.

craptrap by Cfire January 20, 2016

craptrap 

the moist hole between the legs, or anus, that "traps" feces, or "crap"

The potential energy generated by the craptrap turns kinetic when ass meets toilet.

craptrap by charlie gone bad January 18, 2009

snaptrap 

(noun): When a woman intentionally leaves a sexy/provocative photo as the last snap in her story, knowing full well it'll be visible from the main feed. This then encourages males to want to see said photo, however, the female has cleverly placed it after some absurd number of non-revealing and, honestly, quit boring photos. The woman is then easily able to see which males put in the work to get to said photo and thereby allowing her to calculate which males fancy her. SnapTrapping usually has the effect of feeding a woman's ego.

guy1: Bro, did you see Ashley's snap last night? Them titties was poppin!
guy2: Na bro, I ain't about to get suckered into that snaptrap by tig ol' bitty Ashley!

snaptrap by zerO_One June 14, 2018

snaptrap 

When you seem to hit it off with a girl then kinda lose each other once you add her on snap. This can also be when you give a girl your snap instead of your real number because you're uncertain and it's way easier to ghost her there.

"I heard you were talking to Ashley!?"

"Not really, we fell victim to the snaptrap."

snaptrap by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

craptrap 

The most important fitting in what used to be known as the "smallest room in the house".

"Is Fred there?"
"No, he's been on the craptrap for the last couple of hours".

craptrap by Egotrippa September 27, 2005