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zort

"Zort" is an impression. You can use it for situations when someone fails. You can use the "o" multiple times to make fun pf the person who has failed.
zort or zoooooooort
by Pırt December 23, 2022
mugGet the zortmug.

zort

Pull out your iUD and see queef please.
When she queefed during coitus, pouring a strange soss of silly puddy out of her mock talker I had to give her all my lira to purchase a new lyre for her orpheus.
by alicedrea September 2, 2005
mugGet the zortmug.

Zort

A fully automated cryptocurrency trading platform
The only place where you can make money in your sleep with Bitcoin
What is Zort you ask? It's the only place on the Internet where you can press a button and wake up with a lamborghini in your living room. It trades Crypto automatically. With the press of a button.
Make bitcoin. Not friends.
by Ron493 July 1, 2020
mugGet the Zortmug.

Zorting

The process of getting it zorty, usually done on a Tuesday night.
Friend 1: okay so like... are we zorting next tuesday or what?
Friend 2: ummmm okay yes!!!! will see you then ;)
by Lex Devil Emoji March 18, 2025
mugGet the Zortingmug.

Zort

Yo I will be back, I’m gonna go Zort
by Soulessyt June 28, 2025
mugGet the Zortmug.

Zort

Yo dude I’m about to Zort
by Smelly zort June 29, 2020
mugGet the Zortmug.

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