Zondeki

Zondeki originated from the floor boy of Halfords in barrow, aka "anal dave"

Zondeki is vietnamise latin slang for "floor boy". Its creator, Big pappa Johnoholio also works in Halfords in barrow. He is anal daves master, in turn..dave got the name of a Zondeki Boy

Jonno walks into the staff room...

"Dave you Zondeki Boy, get out my seat and make my pot noodle....BITCH!"

or.."Zondekio Boy!

by Hughmalio Vanstrassen the third April 12, 2005

Zondo

The schizophrenic other half of Zander, this more interesting chap is occasionally seen causing havoc in places such as dornoch, birmingham and especially dunfermiline were he likes to try out UFC moves. Unfortunaltely the good banter and drinking of zondo is rarely seen as he is increasingly having after work naps and early nights.

George: Are we out on the shot tonight then boys.

Reese Eder: Nah im gonna head up.

George: Come on Zondo, don't be such a Zander all the time

by Mrsrossisboss November 8, 2010

Zondo

Shit day, bad day

Im having a zondo

You look like your having a zondo

by Lerderbu February 7, 2017

Zondo roll

When playing PGA, the golfer gets the luckiest roll every opportunity

Rolled over the bunker? Damn, he got another Zondo roll

by MikeHalkSmaL July 25, 2021

zonderling

Zonderling, Raz Zonderling is the only person and his family with this last name

I want a Zonderling kabab

by Razosh November 21, 2021

Zondre

A way to describe someome with no bitches

He still can't get a date?what a Zondre!

by Whydell March 22, 2022

Zondo

During a game of Wordle, when you have two guesses in a row where four of the five letters are in the correct location, but the remaining incorrect letter isn’t in the word at all.

I thought I had the Wordle right on my second guess, but I pulled a zondo on my third and fourth.

by WordleTurtle January 12, 2023