Zon

This for a bitch think Ima spoil her and in return ima just get a nut and a headache aht aht I like gifts and get irritated when I’m hungry too I spoil you you spoil me

I’m not a Zaddy ima Zon ima take ya money and have fun.

by GGOTTIGOTIT June 28, 2019

ZON

Short version of "AMAZON".

I just placed an order with ZON (zon).

by Douglas45 September 16, 2024

Zon

Zon is a shortened term of the name Amazon, the large scale multi-national technology company mainly associated with online purchses. Instead of saying you bought something off of Amazon. You would say you bought something from “The Zon”.

Person 1: Yooo bro where’d you get the fire drip? The vibes are off the charts!

Person 2: Fr Fr, I went on the Zon. Got this for half price; no cap.

Person 1: What the helly is a Zon bro?

Person 2: You don’t know the Zon? Brooo it’s Amazon. You know that shopping site. Saying Amazon all the time is so boomer coded. The Zon is where it’s at!

by Eepyboi69 June 12, 2025

Zon't

The pronunciation of the word "don't" when irritated or angered through the dialect of a rachet female.

KiKi: Was you texting my bae last night.
Trina: It wasn't even like that, he...
KiKi: Zon't even! Just zon't! I done with you.

by Tiffon Turner December 24, 2014

Zon't Zo It

An iconic word by the master herself, Ms. Qween Nicki Minaj

"Should I take these Zanny Bars??"
"Zon't zo it. Zon't zo it babe."

by GURLLLCHICAPURRRRRRR February 9, 2022

zon tool

1)mega tool.

2)An idiot, who can't take the initiative to make his or her own decisions on bands or issues and lets trl control those opinions which he or she cannot make.

that zon tool just bought the "lil bow wow" CD.

by emsevolmomruoy November 9, 2008

Zon-it

To order something from Amazon
-Word created by Uncle David

Mom: do you want me to buy you some snacks from the store?
You: No just zon-it !

by acs216 November 27, 2021