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Zon is a shortened term of the name Amazon, the large scale multi-national technology company mainly associated with online purchses. Instead of saying you bought something off of Amazon. You would say you bought something from “The Zon”.
Person 1: Yooo bro where’d you get the fire drip? The vibes are off the charts!
Person 2: Fr Fr, I went on the Zon. Got this for half price; no cap.
Person 1: What the helly is a Zon bro?
Person 2: You don’t know the Zon? Brooo it’s Amazon. You know that shopping site. Saying Amazon all the time is so boomer coded. The Zon is where it’s at!
Person 2: Fr Fr, I went on the Zon. Got this for half price; no cap.
Person 1: What the helly is a Zon bro?
Person 2: You don’t know the Zon? Brooo it’s Amazon. You know that shopping site. Saying Amazon all the time is so boomer coded. The Zon is where it’s at!
by Eepyboi69 June 12, 2025
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