zombie dick

The result of placing leeches on your penis to cause lack of erections and shriveling of the penis causing the penis to look pale and scared. this practice originated from texas in 2003 when homosexuals wished to hide their erections when they saw men.

"Dude, I saw a rotting hot-dog yesterday and it looked like a zombie dick."
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".

zombie dick by killfags42 April 7, 2009

Zombie Dick

A Zombie Dick is a person who is a or an extremely annoying, egotistical, jerk, asshole, dickface, prick, son-of-a-bitch, etc...(Insert other description of a seriously negative nature). Everything said person touches becomes infected with their negative energy and can turn a whole group people into an angry mob.... This person should be shunned and smite from any area until a cure can be found....preferably by a +1 Mace of Disruption....

Aston Kutcher is a Zombie Dick, everything his dick touches becomes zombified and turns to shit....

Zombie Dick by Erock & Ninjamac October 26, 2009

dick zombie 

a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock

Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.

dick zombie by squibsquawb June 28, 2010

Dick Zombie 

Someone with an innate need to suck dicks comparable to the way a zombie needs to eat flesh. A dick zombie can be either male or female.

Otis: "Hey Gunther, guess who got to third base with Macy Hertz?" Gunther: "Everyone. That girl's a DICK ZOMBIE."

Dick Zombie by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 19, 2013

Zombie-Dicking 

1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.

1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."

Zombie-Dicking by CheddarMember December 21, 2019

ZombieNick1337 

A person named nick.Screenname:Zombie. he is 1337. 53 0wn2 j00.

Z0mbie--->^_^BlackDakkon Headshot...

ZombieNick1337 by Cris March 16, 2004