Zodiac sign

A bullshit way to determine your lifestyle

"What's your your zodiac sign"
"Not real"

by FBIVAN June 07, 2021

Zodiac signs

Some made up bullshit that defines your personality by what month you were born in.

14 year old white twitter girl: what's your zodiac sign?
Guy: What's a zodiac sign?
Twitter girl: OMG you don't know what zodiac signs are? go fuck yourself

by Fizzzyy August 27, 2021

Zodiac Sign

Depending on where the earth is when you're born your personality is influenced by 1 of 12 signs. Zodiac signs aren't meant to be taken seriously, but surprisingly reflect on your actions and behavior, to a certain degree. Everyone is different even if you have the same Zodiac sign. These signs influence, they do not label. For example a Pisces will be influenced by its sign to be very emotional and dreamy, however this person has the ability to choose whether or not they want to go about with these instincts. A Gemini on the other hand, for example, will never share these traits, but might not fit their own sign very well either. It all depends on the individual. This is often why people dismiss zodiac signs as superstitions. Some will match their signs perfectly, some wont. These descriptions are sometimes general and vague but for the most part, correct.

It is said that Zodiac signs determine how old your soul is, with aries being the youngest and pisces being the oldest. Regardless if this is the case or not, it might make it easier for someone to understand them if you think this way. Say a Cancer is the teenager of the Zodiac signs, not all teenagers are exactly the same, but they all usually have the same intentions. For example, dating, sports, getting in trouble, video games, hanging with friends, some will rebel, some wont, ect. Each teenager is different, but their all pretty much on the same boat. This is a great way to think of Zodiac signs, not every Cancer will be the same but just like teenagers, they have similar ways of experiencing life.

by vnvxvnv March 17, 2010

Zodiac sign

According to everyone on the internet, fuck em.

Fuck your zodiac sign, what number of toast do you like?

I like 5

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Zodiac signs

Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.

Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."

Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"

Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."

Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*

Lesson: zodiac signs are bs

by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022

Zodiac Sign

A zodiac sign refers to one of 12 constellations of the zodiac that the sun passes through. A person’s particular sign of the zodiac is the one that the sun was in when they were born. It is a belief in astrology that a person’s personality can be predicted using their sign of the zodiac.

♈️Aries (Ram): March 21-April 19.
♉️Taurus (Bull): April 20-May 20.
♊️ Gemini (Twins): May 21-June 21.
♋️ Cancer (Crab): June 22-July 22.
♌️ Leo (Lion): July 23- August 22.
♍️ Virgo (Virgin): August 23-September 22.
♎️ Libra (Balance): September 23-October 23.
♏️ Scorpio (Scorpion): October 24-November 21.
♐️Sagittarius (Archer): November 22-December 21.
♑️ Capricorn (Goat): December 22-January 19.
♒️ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20-February 18.
♓️ Pisces (Fish): February 19-March 20.

What’s ur zodiac sign?

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 19, 2023

zodiac signs

zodiac signs are personality signs

there are 12 zodiac signs

i'm a cancer so i'm a water sign zodiac signs can tell your personality

i'm a virgo so my birthday is in september 16th - october 30th

by scfnjncjhnvcbhfvbdchdnfjb fhv December 20, 2021