Zonkey

Adjective. Meaning a person who loves cheesecake and chicken sandwiches.

Possibly could choke on a coffee crisp

Might get confused with bonkey 🤷 ♂️

“Hey zonkey it’s a chocolate bar please don’t choke.”

“YO ZONKEY WANT SOME CHEESECAKE!!”

by Lenny1899 September 11, 2020

zackey assist

Zackey Assist is the defenition of having a godlike aim in Fortnite : Battle Royale.

Example : Azta geci, zackey assist én azt mondom

by TaerFN May 21, 2021

zonkey

A zonkey is a donkey you will find in Tijuana that has been spray painted white and black by his mexican captors. Idiot tourists pay five bucks a pop to get a photo with the zonkey.

My friend Ricky thought that zebras lived in mexico, but when he saw Jaun spray painting a mule, Ricky realized the zebra was just a sad looking zonkey waiting for a gringo to pet him.

by FritoBandito November 2, 2007

zonkey

1. the illegimate lovechild from the relationship between a zebra and a donkey.

2. the name given to any animal when one doesn't know its actual name.

That's a big ass dog or a small ass horse, must be a zonkey!

Guy 1: "This is my first time at the zoo, what's that animal right there?"

Guy 2: "Yo, that's a zonkey, man."

Guy 1: "Damn, gotta get out the hood more."

by ductape May 6, 2006

zookey

adjective:
70s slang; amusing, entertaining
rad

that was so zookey!
that show was pretty zookey.

by kle26 January 27, 2008

Zocked

Adj. (Of a person); getting very high or under the influence of a copious amount of drugs/alcohol.

See also baked, stoned, wasted, etc.

Person 1: “Did you see Zach at the party last night?”

Person 2: “Yea man he was totally Zocked!”

by TheRealAAB July 31, 2018

Zonkey

A zombie donky hybrid.

zombie falls in love with a donkey they have a baby. the baby a zonkey.

by Cookie Duuude December 17, 2009