getting Zinked

being the victim of intense tomfoolery.

Mark: I invited Hampson to look at this website, but little does he know, it's about him!
Andrew: Looks like he's getting Zinked today.

by YouReadMyName November 16, 2016

Zinedine Zidane

(often incorrectly spelled Zinédine)(born June 23, 1972), popularly nicknamed Zizou (pronounced zi'zu), is a former French football player of Kabyle Algerian descent who has starred for both the French national team and for four European club teams, most recently Real Madrid.

Zidane received international attention with two headed goals in the 1998 World Cup final against Brazil that essentially won his country's first ever FIFA World Cup title.

However, in the recent Fifa World Cup, he got red carded after head-butting Italian player Marco Matterazzi. Whenever one thinks of Zinedine Zidane, this incident will probably be the first thing that comes to mind.

One can be caught "pulling a Zinedine Zidane" after performing such an act.

"Easy buddy, don't go and pull a Zinedine Zidane on me..."

by Peppino July 16, 2006

Zinked

Past tense for the incident where someone who is trying to have fun, breaks something expensive.

My blackberry just got zinked.

by yujuta October 11, 2010

Zineddine

Biggest bgs in the world omg i have a crush on him :PPPPP no cap

He so zineddine

Omg look at him soooo Zineddine ;)

by KazaKid January 15, 2021

Zinedine Zidane

Considered by many as the greatest footballer of his generation. One of the most gifted and creative players of all time. He played at the attacking midfield position. 3 time FIFA world player of the year, 2 time UEFA player of the year, golden ball winner in 2 world cups are among his many personal achievements. He was a part of the french national team which won the FIFA world cup in 1998 and UEFA Euro 2000. His other medals include UEFA Champions League, UEFA Cup, World Club Championship, Spanish Premiera Liga, Copa Del Ray, Serie A among many others.

Yet his last match of his glittering career was his most infamous. Where he headbutted an Italian player in the world cup final only to be ejected for the match.

Zinedine Zidane is considered as the greatest mid fielder of all time

by jaideep January 12, 2009

zinged

Past tense combination of "zing" and "singe," where the "zing" involves an insult, which singes (slightly burns) the recipient. Can be pronounced to rhyme with the past tense of "zing" or "singe," just to make it more interesting and to be more consistent (in terms of inconsistency) with so many other words of the English language. Usually, the insult is offered as mild, witty sarcasm or a fascetious comment where the gravity of the insult is relatively minor and the point of zinging it is calculated to achieve only a slight burn.

My daughter really zinged me when she humorously questioned my general ability to be succinct. I have never been more proud!

by texlex61 February 4, 2010

Zinedine Zidane

The sexual position of head-butting a woman's vagina.

"Did you fist her?"
"No dude, I used my forehead!"
"Oh shit, Zinedine Zidane."

by L.A.P.D. September 23, 2008