Zimmerman 

A Zimmerman is annoying and they don’t have a lot of money or friends. They are very insecure with themselves but they can be funny sometimes

-I hate her
-it must be a Zimmerman

Zimmerman by ougbugg9v October 20, 2020

Zimmerman 

Basically anyone with the name or title of "zimmerman" is completely two faced. so yea

like "hey, that person is a total zimmerman after what they said about me behind my back, i thought they were my friend."

Zimmerman by occluded November 23, 2010

ZimmermaN 

The name means I fuck my hamsters and my family everyday

-Fuck you
-ZimmermaN

ZimmermaN by ougbugg9v October 20, 2020

Zimmerman 

young boy (typically short) known for doing gay things

*Kid fucking a mattress* CALM DOWN LITTLE MAN, it's pronounced Zimmerman

Zimmerman by lil junky February 4, 2024

Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.

Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

Zimmerman Telegram by laziejim May 7, 2010

Zimmerman Zipper

An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.

After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.

Zimmerman Zipper by Coan Bone June 14, 2009

Zimmerman Syndrome 

The pattern of behavior which erupts after a person has shot another to death in cold blood, marked by anger, denial, specious justifications, depression, copious hand-washing, paranoia, avoiding public exposure, etc... and perhaps even several attempts at an apology. Often resulting in the abuse of highly addictive pain-killing drugs and ending in attempts at suicide.

These soldiers returning home from an unpopular foreign campaign are likely to suffer severe Zimmerman Syndrome when the adrenaline wears off and they realize they killed a lot of innocent people along the way to their goal.

Zimmerman Syndrome by paulpaxman August 14, 2012