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zimmerman

The act of asking a random and inappropriate question resulting in a heinously awkward situation.
Dude, she just pulled a zimmerman on me and asked if I thought she was loose.
by cdiggity February 12, 2006
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zimmerman

(verb) to stalk and terrorize an individual while carrying a loaded weapon until a confrontation ensues, shoot that person dead, then walk away claiming self-defense.
I did not like the look of that person walking through my neighborhood at night so I zimmermaned him.
by learnch September 17, 2012
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Zimmermanned

1. When you're beating the brains out of somebody, and they pull a gun and shoot you, you got Zimmermanned.

or 2. When you defend your life while someone's beating you and threatening death by pulling out a gun and shooting. This self-defense is followed by arrest and verbal threats and attacks by criminal gangs and their supportive thugs in the government and media.
1. This pudgy cracker was following me, so I hid behind a bush and jumped him when he turned his back.
I was bustin his head on the concrete when he went and shot me. Shit, I got Zimmermanned!

2. "I did what I had to do to stay alive, but then I got Zimmermanned by Rev Al and the Foodstampers."
by Capro August 26, 2013
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Zimmermanning

To send naked pictures of yourself to untrustworthy peoples who will, in theory, send them all over the school.
or
To spread sexts to everyone in your contacts list.
That girl just zimmermanned me last night. Who should I send the pics to next?
or
Everyone is Zimmermanning those pics of Kylie!
or
I can't believe he Zimmermanned me!
by NMHS2011 May 6, 2010
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The Zimmerman

When a Caucasian man, Peruvian man, and Mexican man all ejaculate onto an underage African-American girl's chest, then get away with it in the end.
"Bro, did you see the video of Jose, Steve, and Dominique jizzing all over Falkwisha's chest? They didn't even get charged!They did The Zimmerman!"
by UnnaturallyAspirated August 26, 2013
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Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.
Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"
by laziejim May 7, 2010
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Joel Zimmerman

The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.
Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.
by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010
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