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zimbardophilia

Becoming sexually aroused and gratified by looking at pictures of Philip Zimbardo or being in his presence.
That guy who follows around Philip Zimbardo also has a shrine dedicated to him and has a crush on him. He must have Zimbardophilia.
by Jessiy March 22, 2005
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Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon

A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.
My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.
by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009
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Zimbabar

A pakistani cricket player who scores for fun only vs Zimbabwe and chokes vs other teams
Zimbabar got out for duck
by Noirom December 10, 2021
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Zimbabwe

A country, because of 1400% inflation, everyone's a millionaire.
A supermarket in downtown Harare, Zimbabwe:
Eggs: $2 million
Bread: $5 million
Meat: $10 million
A new currency: Priceless.
by MidnightRaven February 15, 2009
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Zimbabwe

Previously called Rhodesia, Zimbabwe geographicaly lies in Southern Africa, North of South Africa and between Botswana and Mocambique. The name originated from the famous "Zimbabwe Ruins" in the country and was addopted in 1980 when the country became independent.

The ruling party of Zimbabwe, ZANU(PF), (which stands for "Zimbabwe African National Union Patriotic Front") has been in power since 1980 and was originaly heralded as a liberating and heroic force. Under the rule of Robert Mugabe, president since independince, the country has slowly been deteriating. At independince, Zimbabwe had a flourishing economy based on agriculture as well as an opertunity to construct a new and free political arena, particularly after the era of white rule. This opertunity was passed by as the rulling party started to remove any democratic oposition or barrier to their mantainince power.

Recently the situation has escalated to a human rights tragady. Under the governments "Land Redistribution Scheme," land that had been leagly owned by white farmers has systematicly been ocupied and eventualy taken over. In the prosses people have been thretened, beaten and killed. Although the government originaly had no ofical conection to any of the violece, many of the warlords and guerilla groups are either sponsered or run by ranking officals. However, the police force and army made no move to stem the growing violence, and has even started to participate in the occupation.

ZANU(PF) has tried to justify its actions by claiming the it is only reclaming land that was originaly owned by the native black population. Despite this though, the government has renounced all of the farm hands who worked on the white owned farms. These workers are almost exclusively black and are being forced to live in the wilderness in barrent and appaling conditions. For most of them the farms represented the sole form of income and even if they did now have some refuge, they would have no meens to support themselves.

Dispite the hidiously unatractive political enviroment, Zimbabwe is a country rich with natural beauty. It has an abundance of wildlife and stunning scenery. To add to this, there are huge reserves of natural resources in the country, as well as some potentialy extreemely productive land. In essence, Zimbabwe is a butiful country that has been sabatouged by a few powerhungry dictators and diserves better.
Zimbabwe (Zim)
Capital: Harare
Rulling Party: ZANU(PF)
Opisition Party: MDC (Movment for Democratic Change)
Currency: Zimbabwean Dollar
Current Human Rights and Political State: A Bloody Mess
by Anonomyous Person April 24, 2006
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zimbabwe

Probably the country with the biggest potential but the worst possible leaders. For every person there is 2 dictators, 8 underfed children, and 20 illegal immagrants in South - Africa.

They are also world leaders in destroying themselves, by killing the only sources of food.
Robert: Kill all farmers in Zimbabwe and i will give you food.
Sipho: OK (kills farmers)
Robert: OMW now we dont have food, ill have to call the UN.
Sipho: Who must i kill next?

Jeremiah: Come Tjonga, we dont have food.
Tjonga: what are we going to go Jeremiah?
Jeremiah: We are gonna kill farmers who give us food so that in 2 years everyone in this country will starve to death.
Tjonga: Sounds like a great idea, ill follow you.
by geeseplease December 29, 2009
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Zimbardo

The zimbardo is an intense form of sexual pleasure, commonly called a sexual position, that requires a high level of skill and extreme hand eye coordination. There are two parties required, one submissive party, generally lying on the floor with their rear end in the air, and the active party, the zimbardo. The zimbardo is typically a male with a fully erect penis, and they begin 10-15 feet behind the submissive party and proceed to run at full speed while T-Posing and align their penis with either the vagina or the anus, and then they take the leap, landing themselves in the reverse missionary position, front in back, where they may then proceed to fornicate.
I spent all last night practicing my zimbardo on her and damn was it fun.
by hackermanb0b November 19, 2019
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