zilch

The zilch is a part of the cock.

The zilch is exactly the rim of the bell (bell-end), where the shaft of the man's Johnson ends and the bell-end begins.
It is that rim, ridge, edge which is known as the zilch
Jimmy doesn't get head from girls with braces any more in fear of getting his bell-end ripped off by the zilch
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When one takes a garbage bag and ties it in a string on knots, then lights them on fire. Miniature fireballs with drip from it as it makes futuristic noises.
Some conflabbed hooligans were holding lit zilches over the balcony at pyromania. One of them hit Max's head. He still has a creepy bubble.
by EmilyGG June 28, 2005
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zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero
That truck is worth zilch.
by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2009
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zilch

a word used by a famous latin teacher named miss soulier meaning "nothing".

go soulism!!

do you know how many feminine nouns are in the second declension? ZILCH!!
by qwertywerty May 31, 2007
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Zilching

The act of pushing saliva through your teeth using your tongue to create a high-pitched gurgling sound.
I was completely grossed out by Johnny's zilching in class today.
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Zilched

/zɪltʃ-d/
Reduced to an empty condition or zero. Reputably known to be used when referring to or speaking of the condition of one's balls.

Past tense from:
"Zilch" /zɪltʃ/
Nothing, zero or nearly zero.
Guy 1 watching the balls: Wow, she really drained him dry, didn't she?
Guy 2 enjoying the experience: Yeah, he got his shit zilched!
Guy 3 thinks, therefore is: Well, what the hell am I doing here?

Antonyms: heavy, full, hanging low
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Zilched

The quality of having a sugar high. Often from energy drinks or Slurpees.
Oi, bro. Let's go to 7/11 and get Zilched!
by Twisttid January 09, 2018
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