Type of nigga with a zigzag posture. Not even like the nigga have scoliosis, we straight up have niggas out here walking like zigzags.
by niggas are stored in the jail February 24, 2019

The act or practice of the thrusting and/or plunging of one's phallic element into multiple clitorises at an acute angle greater than 0 degrees but less than 90 degrees; in a sense, at an angle that, once reflected about the y-axis, resembles a zig-zag pattern.
"Dood last night I was zigzagging pussies until 4 am!"
"Ayo homes I feel you, lemme get in on dat zigzagging next tyme!"
"Ayo homes I feel you, lemme get in on dat zigzagging next tyme!"
by ImmaRazzleYourDazzle February 27, 2010

the worst server ever, its just nathan spamming and miscellaneous screenshots of GMod sex while everyone simps over Charles Calvin from the Henry Stickmin Games
by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

The act of which two people throw human feces at each other while either drunk or enraged enough to participate in a zigzag shit war.
Dad: hey you just stepped on my lawn!
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war
by xXiiSyn April 14, 2014

by doodeet3 March 16, 2022

That one guy who wears Nike Shoes and will kill everybody you love if you don’t let him in your house.
His first appearance is a Flamingo video called “Roblox characters look disgusting now”
His first appearance is a Flamingo video called “Roblox characters look disgusting now”
Person: Wait, why is this guy sporting Nike Shoes outside my house?
Oli Zigzag: I’m Oli Zigzag, let me in or your family gets dig dag, like I will dig them a grave.
Person: Nope.
Oli Zigzag: go commit die
Oli Zigzag: I’m Oli Zigzag, let me in or your family gets dig dag, like I will dig them a grave.
Person: Nope.
Oli Zigzag: go commit die
by OliZigzagHimself January 1, 2024

Zigzags are amazing people, they tend to be kind and sweet. Usually they could be enbies, they’re sometimes harsh on themselves but they’re one of the kindest and most supportive people ever. People like Zigzags you should cherish their pure existence and make sure they’re okay because they deserve it more then anything. If you have a Zigzag of your own, cherish them as much as you can, because they’re one of the best people you’ll ever meet.
“Zigzag is so valid!”
“I love Zigzag, they’re the sweetest person I’ve ever met.”
“Zigzag is amazing, xey deserves the world and more.”
“ZIGZAG. HOW VALID?!”
“I love Zigzag, they’re the sweetest person I’ve ever met.”
“Zigzag is amazing, xey deserves the world and more.”
“ZIGZAG. HOW VALID?!”
by GreysonTheKitty:] January 30, 2021
