zif

Zero Insertion Force (apart of a Computer)
by Crashoverride October 04, 2003
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ziffed

"I waited for them for a hour. They ziffed me again."
by Captain April 23, 2005
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zif-I, zif-U

A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack of consideration, or to express a lack of consideration of the other's predicament.
"i promise never to do it again"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"

"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"

"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"

"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"

"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"

or

"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"
by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005
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ZIF

A zif is a zero investment fuck aka a hook up.
"Hey are you and Jay together now?
"No hun he's just my zif"
by MMC74 July 19, 2019
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Zif

Someone or something that is characterized by an absolute disappointment.
"My parents left me... they think I'm a Zif"
by AnonymousEnglishMC May 04, 2024
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zif

the man was zif
by by weludo moakofi April 24, 2022
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