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pervert zerbert

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.
by twist73 November 7, 2012
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super zerbert

A modified zerbert accomplished by pressing the lips against human flesh, usually the stomach or arm, biting the flesh to prevent dislodging, and blowing to make a farting noise.
She usually pushed me away when I tried to give her a zerbert, so I started giving her super zerberts instead.
by babatjie December 30, 2012
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Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert

A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.
Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!
by aardvark adventurecon May 30, 2011
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