pervert zerbert

oral sex given to a man; a blowjob

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.

by twist73 November 7, 2012

super zerbert

A modified zerbert accomplished by pressing the lips against human flesh, usually the stomach or arm, biting the flesh to prevent dislodging, and blowing to make a farting noise.

She usually pushed me away when I tried to give her a zerbert, so I started giving her super zerberts instead.

by babatjie December 30, 2012

Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert

A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.

Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!

by aardvark adventurecon May 30, 2011

zerbet

The term "zerbet" was used by Bill Cosby in his role as Dr Heathcliff Huxtable in The Cosby Show i the 1980s to describe a "raspberry", his stage daugther Rudi had given him. A "raspberry" or "zerbet" is the act of putting one's lips against a body part, principally the belly, and blowing air. A tickling senstion ensues.

Rudi just gave me a Zerbet

by Leon Engelbrecht January 28, 2008

zurbert

a rasberry sound blow on someone's belly or face

by Az December 14, 2002

zerber

The act of putting your mouth on someones stomach and blowing, making a fart-like air noise.

"I was sleeping, and all of a sudden I was awakened by some homeless man giving me a zerber."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift September 3, 2005

Zebert

<noun>

1.) The most intelligent person in a room

2.) The most interesting person in a room

The Zebert of the dinner is sitting at the head.

by blk&ylw March 8, 2011