Zeed Lord

The Lord of Zeed born once Every 100 Years, has the epic skill and power of a god in battle, and is known to be one of the most lowkey dangerous humans to exist. Not to be confused with KING ZAMAJ.

Yo dude when I grow up I wanna be like zeed lord.
“Who?”

by Zeed September 5, 2020

joe zeed

The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.

Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.

by Smart gluestick January 5, 2018

o'zeed

A term for oversleeping

Ohmagawd!! i've must of o'zeed!!! Now I'm going to be late for work!!

by BruinKiller3469 August 14, 2009

Yant zeed

Low German Mennonite word still used in English conversations. Directly translates to “that side” which means from another town, but used in a derogatory slanderous way, heavily laced with insult and spit. You would never let your kids date them inbred slutty dingalings from “there”.. Kind of the redneck menno way of saying the “wrong side of the tracks”

Gertrude noticed Jacob from across the church isle.. “yoma he’s handsome” she whispered to Elda.
“Yes, too bad he’s from Yant Zeed” Elda muttered.

by T&K t October 31, 2021

zeedan

Such an attractive male that tends to be the role model/ alpha male, if you will. Great hair, tall, attractive facial structure and beautiful eyes. Absolute chick magnet. Kind and Great at everything he does. Extremely funny and smart. However, they can tend to be very unorganized and uncooperative.

He is so great, what a Zeedan kind of guy.

by Chiropractor26281 February 10, 2021

zeedan effect

When you get friend zoned and stay her friend because u don't want to hurt her even if it hurts you

Damn she friend zoned me and I can't do it because of the zeedan effect

by Lil_zeez February 18, 2018

Zeedep-skee

A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk all over him because he feels bad for them, but in the end, the Zeedep-skee is the one to be pitied.

When you want to see your girlfriend, but your car has broken down (random, bad luck problem) and she gets angry with you... and you apologize for your car breaking down...you're a Zeedep-skee.

by Fergrim May 30, 2004