by Justin santos February 2, 2019
Get the Zakimoto mug.1. Quietly (at first, then later boisterously), randomly, unexpectedly, and inapropriately blacking out.
2. A failed mailman attempt
2. A failed mailman attempt
Wow, I can't believe he almost got kicked out of The Pines restaurant. I didn't even know that was possible. I guess he did have that failed mailman attempt in which he spilled beer on his shirt, interspersed with unintelligble obcenities, in front of Cody's mom. He really pulled a zaksman.
by CokeSt March 7, 2009
Get the zaksman mug.Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. Zanism rejects the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embraces “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. Zanists believe in disbelief.
While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.
1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you are not a zanist.
2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.
3. On Salvation: Salvation is not guaranteed.
4. On God: If there is a god, you are here to amuse.
5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.
6. On Love: Just do it.
7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!
8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.
9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.
10. On Hope: Refer to love.
While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.
1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you are not a zanist.
2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.
3. On Salvation: Salvation is not guaranteed.
4. On God: If there is a god, you are here to amuse.
5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.
6. On Love: Just do it.
7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!
8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.
9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.
10. On Hope: Refer to love.
by Artaran August 26, 2006
Get the zanism mug.zaiism is a religion. a lifestyle.
they are anti lgbtq+ and they are growing. the platform they are on is instagram, but soon they will expand on other platforms and destroy lgbtq+
they are anti lgbtq+ and they are growing. the platform they are on is instagram, but soon they will expand on other platforms and destroy lgbtq+
by mercuryyradu April 10, 2021
Get the zaiism mug.zanism is a political movement started by tim zanconato. It was created after zanconato became tired with chavs making hilarious puns on his name, and decided that something should be done.
The key principle of zanism is that anyone who is part of the 'chav' culture would form a new class, known as the whipped class. According to official zanism doctrine, the members of this class are not official humans. They would be forced into labour in order to look after the countrys production levels while other people can seek other employment. Another class would be created, mainly from former policemen, who would be known as the whipping class, whose job it would be to ensure that the whipped did not try to escape.
While this idea seems extremist captialism, another policy of zanism is that those who are not in the whipped class, or official humans, would all earn exactly the same amount.
Zanism is often ridiculed for having absolutely no other policies.
The key principle of zanism is that anyone who is part of the 'chav' culture would form a new class, known as the whipped class. According to official zanism doctrine, the members of this class are not official humans. They would be forced into labour in order to look after the countrys production levels while other people can seek other employment. Another class would be created, mainly from former policemen, who would be known as the whipping class, whose job it would be to ensure that the whipped did not try to escape.
While this idea seems extremist captialism, another policy of zanism is that those who are not in the whipped class, or official humans, would all earn exactly the same amount.
Zanism is often ridiculed for having absolutely no other policies.
by Anonymous political satyr writer October 3, 2006
Get the zanism mug.A religion created by a 14 year old girl who was frustrated because her beleifs didn't comply with any other religion. A Zanist (Currently 16 official Zanists) belives that..
1.There is no God.
2.There are spirits in every living thing.
3.There are ghosts.
4.There are unseen "mythical" creatures.
5.There are (of course) aliens, or life on other planets.
6.Humans and animals are equal beings.
7.Satan only exists in Humanity.
8.Violence toward some people is necessary.
There are also some simple rules to follow...
1.Take what you can get, But take nothing but what you need from the Earth.
2.Show Respect only to those who deserve it.
3.The World belongs to everyone. Do not pay for water, gas, or property.
4.Be Ruled by NO ONE.
5.You may celebrate holidays from other religions only for personal gain. (Christmas, Easter, ect.)
6.DO NO LITTER ON OUR PLANET.
note: Zanists are not peaceful hippies. We sin. We are evil, sadistic, vengeful people. But to the Earth which gives us life, we are not.
1.There is no God.
2.There are spirits in every living thing.
3.There are ghosts.
4.There are unseen "mythical" creatures.
5.There are (of course) aliens, or life on other planets.
6.Humans and animals are equal beings.
7.Satan only exists in Humanity.
8.Violence toward some people is necessary.
There are also some simple rules to follow...
1.Take what you can get, But take nothing but what you need from the Earth.
2.Show Respect only to those who deserve it.
3.The World belongs to everyone. Do not pay for water, gas, or property.
4.Be Ruled by NO ONE.
5.You may celebrate holidays from other religions only for personal gain. (Christmas, Easter, ect.)
6.DO NO LITTER ON OUR PLANET.
note: Zanists are not peaceful hippies. We sin. We are evil, sadistic, vengeful people. But to the Earth which gives us life, we are not.
Paisley is a Zanist. (zanism)
by Paisley00 May 9, 2006
Get the Zanism mug.to be called zakish is to be considered a huge fag. Some zakish people are quite strong and wear tight pink t-shirts.
by sam k. May 13, 2005
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