2 definitions by Anonymous political satyr writer
The union of british fascists (UBF) is a political party often unfairly compared to the BNP. The UBF is dedicated to the purification of the white british living in the UK. This is primarily to solve the overpopulation of the UK, partly to lower very significantly its crime rate, and also to get rid of irritating accents eg easy now i live in the ghetto etc etc.
The founder of the UBF, who tends to prefer to remain unnamed, has no real reason for having these opinions, but there you go.
The UBF has always claimed to be a non violent organization, although the anonymous founder always tends to have UNEXPLAINED bruises on his face and body. I believe him though.
The party's other policies are
Secede from EU
Absolutely no immigration
Kill all chavs
Bring the troops home
Keep takeaway workers
Stop doing what the US tells us
The founder of the UBF, who tends to prefer to remain unnamed, has no real reason for having these opinions, but there you go.
The UBF has always claimed to be a non violent organization, although the anonymous founder always tends to have UNEXPLAINED bruises on his face and body. I believe him though.
The party's other policies are
Secede from EU
Absolutely no immigration
Kill all chavs
Bring the troops home
Keep takeaway workers
Stop doing what the US tells us
by Anonymous political satyr writer October 4, 2006
zanism is a political movement started by tim zanconato. It was created after zanconato became tired with chavs making hilarious puns on his name, and decided that something should be done.
The key principle of zanism is that anyone who is part of the 'chav' culture would form a new class, known as the whipped class. According to official zanism doctrine, the members of this class are not official humans. They would be forced into labour in order to look after the countrys production levels while other people can seek other employment. Another class would be created, mainly from former policemen, who would be known as the whipping class, whose job it would be to ensure that the whipped did not try to escape.
While this idea seems extremist captialism, another policy of zanism is that those who are not in the whipped class, or official humans, would all earn exactly the same amount.
Zanism is often ridiculed for having absolutely no other policies.
The key principle of zanism is that anyone who is part of the 'chav' culture would form a new class, known as the whipped class. According to official zanism doctrine, the members of this class are not official humans. They would be forced into labour in order to look after the countrys production levels while other people can seek other employment. Another class would be created, mainly from former policemen, who would be known as the whipping class, whose job it would be to ensure that the whipped did not try to escape.
While this idea seems extremist captialism, another policy of zanism is that those who are not in the whipped class, or official humans, would all earn exactly the same amount.
Zanism is often ridiculed for having absolutely no other policies.
by Anonymous political satyr writer October 3, 2006