The most elite underground vampire bar in the whole entirety of Portland. It is funded by Vietnamese and South Korean opium farmers and regulated by the columbians. While keeping up a daily facade of a Starbucks, it is transformed into a shisha bar at night and provides a good avenue for vampiric orgies of blood after closing.
ImaInglet: Die rapture. Dies vulture flesh. Dies sweet entrails of sinnew. And the wine of cyanotic fetuses.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.
by SaamSaam December 7, 2011
Get the Puerto Zacko mug.zacko is the best person in the world. him and some pretty girl named chloie happen to be very awesome. zack has nice hair. people get sad when zack isn't around. and thats just not cool. zack smells nice. zack has a black girl booty. jump on THAT. :
zack is amazing, zack gives chloie butterflys in her tummy when he touches her. thats nice: chloie likes zacks kisses. those are nice too : chloie loves zack a wholeeee lot.
zack thinks chloie is stale, but deep down he knows shes the freshest kid on da block. because, zack thinks shes super amazing.
zack thinks he loves chloie more than chloie loves him. i don't know about that one. but until someone proves it, chloie loves him more:
hmm, zack is a really cool kid. he has pretty pants. wait no, zack has sexayy pants. everybody wants to lick them off.
i'm done here:
zack is amazing, zack gives chloie butterflys in her tummy when he touches her. thats nice: chloie likes zacks kisses. those are nice too : chloie loves zack a wholeeee lot.
zack thinks chloie is stale, but deep down he knows shes the freshest kid on da block. because, zack thinks shes super amazing.
zack thinks he loves chloie more than chloie loves him. i don't know about that one. but until someone proves it, chloie loves him more:
hmm, zack is a really cool kid. he has pretty pants. wait no, zack has sexayy pants. everybody wants to lick them off.
i'm done here:
by chloie February 27, 2008
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Zackolous means the God of Evil, in other Words Satan. His anger can create damage to other peoples lives and can cause bad luck around him. He can still be a good person even tho he's the Satan, because he still cares and happily helps everyone for them to reach their purpose and love, he can make a difference to the world, but when he's left alone with no friendship or love he can become suicidal.
He is sensitive and he can get hurt really easily. He loves getting new friends and trusts them right away and tests their heart and reactions to different things. He hates mean and rude ppl even tho he is like that too sometimes. He most importantly sacrifices his own life for others no matter what. He lives in a world full of dreams and with all kinds of different possibilities.
He can still make mistakes, but he learns from them like everyone else. He is always afraid of different kinds of things, until he gets used to them.
He is Mixed up with Zeus, Poseidon and of course the Satan.
Even tho he is filled with evil he can always make peace, love and a positive future for everyone.
He is always wise, Honest, Loving, Caring and Kind if his heart is in the right place.
If your friend is has the name Zackolous you have to be really careful with him.
Don't make him lose friendship or love, don't get him hurt.
Be Honest with him, never let go.
Support him always, don't give up on him.
He is sensitive and he can get hurt really easily. He loves getting new friends and trusts them right away and tests their heart and reactions to different things. He hates mean and rude ppl even tho he is like that too sometimes. He most importantly sacrifices his own life for others no matter what. He lives in a world full of dreams and with all kinds of different possibilities.
He can still make mistakes, but he learns from them like everyone else. He is always afraid of different kinds of things, until he gets used to them.
He is Mixed up with Zeus, Poseidon and of course the Satan.
Even tho he is filled with evil he can always make peace, love and a positive future for everyone.
He is always wise, Honest, Loving, Caring and Kind if his heart is in the right place.
If your friend is has the name Zackolous you have to be really careful with him.
Don't make him lose friendship or love, don't get him hurt.
Be Honest with him, never let go.
Support him always, don't give up on him.
Zackolous is always a good friend.
by Juha Maalinen June 27, 2019
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Get the Zackophobia mug.Zackophobia is an awfully horrific fear of @zackdfilms' animations on youtube that may cause panic attacks. It is recommended that you do not search up "zackdflims" on youtube as it will show some horrific animations, some are normal but most are gonna cause you anxiety.
If you have this phobia, immediately check if you have a subscription on the @zackdfilms channel to prevent notifications about animations that will cause you a panic attack.
If you have this phobia, immediately check if you have a subscription on the @zackdfilms channel to prevent notifications about animations that will cause you a panic attack.
by noccc June 1, 2024
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