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Zamboa

A Zamboa is a large amount of mass, which is ugly and eats everything in its path.
It is usually a women and can only be a man if ugly and fat enough.
They are only found on the east coast of Australia and in the Pacific Regions
Spotting are rare because the numbers of the Zamboas are falling due to unexplained heart problems.

You can describe one by the following features and characteristics:
- Large, really really big, massive (you will know if you see it)
- Strange colored hair, unusually shades and weird lengths
-Really moody if you don't agree with them your lunch
-Hungry, be fed at least 24 times a day

-Sometimes spotty
If you see one make sure you stay right away or you will cop an ear bashin
-Rapid Mood swings from normal to extremely aggressive in seconds depending on what you say.
Far out get a look at that Zamboa, its massive
by LeGiTxHaRrOcarnt July 21, 2012
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Carlos Zambrano

1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.

2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass
Wow! That guy broke a bat on his knee and ate it; he is such a Carlos Zambrano.
by KChiCubs October 16, 2006
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Zambambo

A mocking term designated for the walking dead—see Zombie. Zambambo is used to describe a particularly ineffective member or group of the living dead who is struggling with a simple obstacle or predicament otherwise easily resolved by a human of average to low intelligence. Alternatively the term may be said to express lack of fear toward the zombie threat. Zambambo could be considered derogatory to the zombie community, however the group have yet to confirm this. Because of the relatively demanding length of the word it is best said from a secure location to avoid a hilariously ironic death.
"That zombie's been walking head first into the store front for the better half of an hour."
"It's fine, zambambos don't understand glass."

"WATCH ME RUN CIRCLES AROUND THIS SLOW ASS ZAMBA-"
by Takenapart June 9, 2013
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Zombiatarian

A zombie deeply concerned about the care of other zombies; being devoted to the promotion of zombie welfare.
The zombiatarian effort was a great relief to many of the zombies suffering after the humanitarian group was eaten.
by Jastoz January 10, 2005
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Zambie

If you don't know how dead it is, it's a zambie.
Person 1: AH! What is that!?

Person 2: ........zambie!
by Zambie February 7, 2014
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Zamian

That one mysterious kid that wears all black and tries to get tons of puss. He probably likes anime and plays the drums. He thinks he’s a badass but in reality he’s like 5”4
Boy 1: Man have you seen that new kid zamian?
Boy 2: Oh you mean that kid wearing the black trench coat using drumsticks as swords?
Boy 1: Yeah that’s him
by QuickSickFrick November 5, 2018
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Zambies

"Ma! Get the shotgun, the trailer park is full of zambies!"
by Outbreak95 January 23, 2012
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