yummy mummy

a sexy mom, basically a milf...a mom who is attractive and "yummy"

"dude his mom is so hot, such a yummy mummy!"

by geegee June 29, 2003

yummy mummy

A yummy mummy is a mum who takes care of her wellbeing. She takes regular time out for herself and fills her life with people who inspire, motivate and support her.

A yummy mummy does not judge other mothers, but shows kindness, compassion and cares for others.

I'm a Yummy Mummy. I always have time for ME.

by YummyMummyNZ October 18, 2010

yummy mummy

yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.

I love to tap yummy mummies.

by C February 24, 2004

Yummy Mummy

A 'Yummy Mummy' is basically a MILF, but the term yummy mummy is vastly used by male geeks and female fatties.

Geek#1: Look at that yummy mummy over the road.

by HighandMighty August 23, 2010

Yummy Mummy

Sexy young mother, usually latin, who'll break your heart.

That Yummy Mummy don't need a Suga Bear, just step back and let her find whatever she needs to make herself and her kids happy.

by S.Bear..& Baby November 25, 2010

Yummy Mummy

The sexual procedure in which you wrap her vagina in Fruit by the Foot and your dick with Fruit Roll up and stick it in her, breaking through the Fruit by the Foot and right when you're about to cum you stick your dick in her mouth

Yo I bought me some Fruit by the Foot last night... Gonna give her the ol' "yummy mummy"..

by some_guy65765436 April 19, 2018

Yummy Mummy

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around ones genitalia and and then proceeding to eat said fruit roll up.

I felt like Brendan Fraser when she gave me that Yummy Mummy.

by Surgeon Dictionary July 19, 2025