Your Mom

The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.

"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Your Mom

Say this every time somebody asks you a question

Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom

Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night

by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

Your Mom

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.

Joe: "What did you do yesterday?"
Bill: "Your Mom!"

Josh: "Whats up?"
Jimmy: "Your Mom!"

Bob: "Who are you?"
Fred: "Your Mom!"

by TheDankMaster69 June 2, 2017

Your Mom

Your Mom is the person I had sex with last night.

Your Mom, ask her.

by Ploofy 4 January 11, 2010

Your Mom

Your mom, according to experts of psychiatry; is the fattest, ugliest, hottest, dumbest, most sexually active person in the history of the world.

Also a great conversation ender.

Ex 1:

Person 1: Hey dude, what did you do yesterday?

Person 2: Your mom.



Ex 2:

Person 1: So, Frank Macfarlane Burnet was an Australian virologist best known for his contributions to immunology. He conducted pioneering research on bacteri-

Person 2: Your mom.

Person 1:....

by YER FATHA January 5, 2009

Your Mom

Woman who either 1) pushed you through her vagina or 2) had surgery to have you removed.

Your mom gave birth to you after going through 12 hours of labor.

by YourMomOnFour June 18, 2008

Your Mom

The reason Mick Jagger can't get no satisfaction

Your mom is the reason I can't get no satisfaction

by Cairnage January 14, 2010