The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.
ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.
MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.
MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.
by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017
by MBKmedia May 07, 2009
"Thanks for finally showing up on my TL"
"You're welcome"
What she really means by "you're welcome"
"Slide in my DMs"
"You're welcome"
What she really means by "you're welcome"
"Slide in my DMs"
by dm expert July 24, 2014
Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 06, 2021
A classic sarcastic phrase used to indicate that you feel the person was ungrateful and should have said thanks after going out of your way to do something nice for them.
"You're welcome!" A offended good Samaritan's retort as the person failed to acknowledge her courteous act of holding the door.
by surgelover90 January 03, 2025
by theonewiththejuice July 22, 2022
It's implicit in saying this that I'm not doing the thing that you should be thanking me for not doing.
Hym "But in my case, YOU ARE DOING THE THING you fucking clown. You are stealing from me. You ARE trying to male my life he'll or try to apply to conditions to me to not be stalked and harassed. And I'm not to blame for any of the rapes or child murders yet. You're not getting the AI without paying me. If a head... Does not roll... For the surveillance I KNOW is occurring (Thanks to the people at the Majority Report) and if I do know get paid enough to retire from that AI (And the people who stole it and are using it for themselves ARE ALREADY MAKING ENOUGH TO DO THAT) I AM going to murder a child. If I lose a single right. If I get charged with any crime. If you try to un-pay me in any way, shape, or form. You need to accept that you YouTube fucks do not matter and you need to get on board because the outcome I desire IS GOING TO HAPPEN. One way or another. If you weren't such pieces of shit it wouldn't be so easy to do what I'm doing here. You're Welcome,
by Hym Iam May 24, 2025