You're welcome, Corporal Clueless

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.

by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017

You're Quite Welcome

you say you're quite welcome when you are more than glad to do something for another person

Pretty girl:

Thanks for taking me out to dinner

Guy:

You're quite Welcome, it was my pleasure!

by MBKmedia May 7, 2009

what she really means by "you're welcome"

Slide in my DMs

"Thanks for finally showing up on my TL"
"You're welcome"

What she really means by "you're welcome"

"Slide in my DMs"

by dm expert July 23, 2014

Oh You're So Welcome

When you thank mum and she says "You're welcome".......just in a different way.

Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

You're welcome, nerds!

A humorously-sarcastic addendum included in a web-page where someone posts semi-in-depth info, a link, etc., about something dat only a very few humans on Earth would likely have any significant interest in (such as dat November 12th, 2010 is da FIFTY-FIFTH anniversary of da infamous nineteen-FIFTY-FIVE Hill Valley lightning storm), but dat said data-poster knows would indeed be very interesting to said "select few", and so he's taken it upon himself to scatter around and obtain said greatly-craved resources, specifically to cater to his fellow "nerds".

The Fonz's motorcycle still exists --- here's a link to a nice page about it, complete with nice color photos and fascinating factoids: onmilwaukee.com/articles/fonzie-bike. P.S. You're welcome, nerds! Knock yourselves out! AY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

by QuacksO November 9, 2023

you're welcome

Mocking someone for making the mistake of thanking you.

you: *makes the mistake of thanking your friend*

friend: "you're welcome" hehehehe

by theonewiththejuice July 22, 2022

You're Welcome

It's implicit in saying this that I'm not doing the thing that you should be thanking me for not doing.

Hym "But in my case, YOU ARE DOING THE THING you fucking clown. You are stealing from me. You ARE trying to male my life he'll or try to apply to conditions to me to not be stalked and harassed. And I'm not to blame for any of the rapes or child murders yet. You're not getting the AI without paying me. If a head... Does not roll... For the surveillance I KNOW is occurring (Thanks to the people at the Majority Report) and if I do know get paid enough to retire from that AI (And the people who stole it and are using it for themselves ARE ALREADY MAKING ENOUGH TO DO THAT) I AM going to murder a child. If I lose a single right. If I get charged with any crime. If you try to un-pay me in any way, shape, or form. You need to accept that you YouTube fucks do not matter and you need to get on board because the outcome I desire IS GOING TO HAPPEN. One way or another. If you weren't such pieces of shit it wouldn't be so easy to do what I'm doing here. You're Welcome,

by Hym Iam May 24, 2025