The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.
ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.
MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.
MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.
by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017
by MBKmedia May 07, 2009
"Thanks for finally showing up on my TL"
"You're welcome"
What she really means by "you're welcome"
"Slide in my DMs"
"You're welcome"
What she really means by "you're welcome"
"Slide in my DMs"
by dm expert July 24, 2014
Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 06, 2021
A humorously-sarcastic addendum included in a web-page where someone posts semi-in-depth info, a link, etc., about something dat only a very few humans on Earth would likely have any significant interest in (such as dat November 12th, 2010 is da FIFTY-FIFTH anniversary of da infamous nineteen-FIFTY-FIVE Hill Valley lightning storm), but dat said data-poster knows would indeed be very interesting to said "select few", and so he's taken it upon himself to scatter around and obtain said greatly-craved resources, specifically to cater to his fellow "nerds".
The Fonz's motorcycle still exists --- here's a link to a nice page about it, complete with nice color photos and fascinating factoids: onmilwaukee.com/articles/fonzie-bike. P.S. You're welcome, nerds! Knock yourselves out! AY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
by QuacksO November 09, 2023
A classic sarcastic phrase used to indicate that you feel the person was ungrateful and should have said thanks after going out of your way to do something nice for them.
"You're welcome!" A offended good Samaritan's retort as the person failed to acknowledge her courteous act of holding the door.
by surgelover90 January 03, 2025
by theonewiththejuice July 22, 2022